I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
TELL ME HOW TO GET A GF RIGHT NOW
RIGHT NOW!!!
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
Liam Mitchell
Colton Price
you are a girlfriend
Angel Allen
>you are a girlfriend
no
Jose Morgan
Rent one for the night.
Whole lot cheaper.
Evan Barnes
well, you are a fucking twink... so is right, you are the girlfriend.
Joshua Green
just bee yourself
Jason Rogers
It's fuckin easy. Females are easy to control. Mine's weakness is food, she used to be a skinny little twink like you. But I've fattened her up to a whale now. Much more to my liking.
Hunter Morris
be physically attractive, well groomed and not-autistic and listen very closely, paraphrase them, agree and amplify.
emphasis on physically attractive
also seriously...
CHANGE HER MOOD NOT HER MIND
if you think you're going to impress a girl by showing her all the cool shit you know that you think you're correct about, fucking don't. Only do that if it's relevant to the conversation once you're already friends or getting close. Don't ever try to change her mind with fascinating shit at the beginning. It's a huge mistake trying to look smart and knowledgeable. Make HER feel smart and knowledgeable by listening closely and paraphrasing.
Connor Carter
I'm 40 years old and I just started dating an 18 year old virgin girl. Be 40 then you can fuck virgins all day.
Elijah Hernandez
Lower your standards faggot.