>get home from work
>walk in to house
>find your gf in there like this fucking her "work buddy"
what do?
>get home from work
>walk in to house
>find your gf in there like this fucking her "work buddy"
what do?
ask them nicely to move over while I brush my teeth
this. personal hygiene is very very important.
take care of your teeth and they will last you a lifetime.
In the kitchen?
Hold them up at gun point.
Order them to finish.
The crying is killing my boner.
Realize that sneaking into my neighbors house to watch some live pornography isn't as good as advertised.
Go back home and try again tomorrow.
grab thunder stick , elliminate nigger , chain gf to bed - wash all the nigger off of her and fuck her till she is dead slowly starving her so this could take a long time, find new gf after bodys are dealt with
Ask them why they started before I got home to watch!
>work buddy
>black
Kys
Plenty of black people have jobs, user
>The crying is killing my boner.
Pussy, the crying would only make me harder
Crying as in pleading.
I don't watch porn for the dialog.
>Crying as in pleading.
That's exactly what I meant, user, them crying and pleading to not die would make me diamonds as fuck
Realize I haven't been taking my meds.
Your Viagra? Is that why she's fucking somebody else?
Throw my now ex and her cheatdick out of the house, without letting them get dressed first.
Lock door and call the cops on the naked people in my front yard.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Get one of my swords and a running start and see if I can pin them both to the counter.
Start screeching like a monkey while jumping around, then while I have him off guard and confused pull a knife on him and cut his throat open while continuing to make monkey noises.
Unrealistic scenario so nothing.
Get really confused since my wife and I work from home. Like, how did she hide that she had cloning tech and why wouldn't she share?
Actual oldfag detected