I WANT TO GO BACK

>there should be a Any Forums meetup
I wouldn't even attend if I was paid to and it was being held right next door.

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She'll find true love soon

I am a virgin and I could beat you at fighting games
I also bet I jerk off more than anyone here

I'll give you fighters, but you'll never beat me at RTS/Grand Strategy

>I also bet I jerk off more than anyone here

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Name the fighting game and post your porn folder size

you don't want a Any Forums meetup considering how the Any Forums one went

There was a Any Forums meetup? Were there also cum brownies?

...do I want to ask?

I do have friends but i am a 27yo virgin

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Neeko...she's had a hard life...

those games are gay
I literally spent the entire day AND night yesterday edging myself non-stop
3rd strike, alpha 2, +R, xrd, melee
pic related doesn't even scratch the surface
I have way more stuff completely unorganized

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Is the thing on the left a woman or a tranny?

>actual girl
>couple of chill looking dudes
>based autist in a suit
>no one is horrifically ugly or unkempt
did you expect me to be anything but immense impressed by this

>only 82 GB
lmao

actual woman, two in fact

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Even if I did go back, there would be nothing for me to go back to since even as a 5 year old brat I couldn't stand being around anyone else

fuck I almost cried to this
it feels like I'm getting more sensible the older I get

>have an awesome dota group
>we slowly fall apart
>retarded egyptian dude becomes a cunt and a total sore loser
>makes the last dude leave
>he sticks around, come to my new group sometimes
>still a sore loser, impossible to play with
>leave a month ago, 6th time he left, this time for the last time
>all of my friends irl are gone only one guy left
>like 2-3 people left online, we all playn different games, barely any interaction
>only that irl friend really left, still doesnt play the same games as me
>literally the most alone I have been in years
It all returns to nothing...

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I told you it just scratched the surface
a large chunk of all this is completely unorganized lewd
and I don't see you posting any screenshots

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how about the /sp/ meetup instead then

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Put your money where your cock is. We need to have ourselves an old-fashioned jerk off.

You faggots are so emotional fucking damn do something with your life.

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if you can't edge yourself until your cock literally goes limp from fatigue you already lost

Bro

The ocroteno of time new game music with sparking tears

Old counter tops

This is only Japanese erotic audio.

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That's too bad, I'll have to concede on the FGs since I play none of those outside of +R, which is definitely one of my weaker games. Nice collection though

Every time I try I simply fail, and it leads me back to being emotional.
Repeat ad infinitum.

>he downloads erotic audio in flac just to bloat his porn filesize for e-cred
lol
lmao even

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I watched a porn just yesterday with a woman who was apparently playing Wii Fit and I got frustrated.

>Why was she using shoes on the balance board? You're explicitly told not to do this
>The game doesn't speak to you unless you're on the Wii U version where you dance. Even then it's not constantly telling you "good job!" or "GREAT!"
>She was using a Nunchuck and Wii Remote. There are next to no games on Wii Fit that use this combination
>The form she was using would have never worked since she was down too low. The Wii Fit Trainer would have told her to lighten up and she's doing it wrong

It ruined the porn so I had to watch something else.

they look like genuine nerds
not the ""sigma male epic 4channer""" larpers and normalfags ;p that are cringe

I don't like pokemon but would play some other nerd game with them and have a good time
because they look like they spend more time on videogames than reposting twitter screencaps

Hold me hand for a sec

Now hand me my beer

Ahem
It’s has been a

People don't hang out everyday in RL. Everyone has their shit to do.

I re-encode to 320kbps mp3 if it's wav. If it's flac already I leave it alone.

i want to cum in that fat neet pussy so bad

Trust me when I say the whole folder is filled with only porn games.

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I'll play excitetruck with you, lollers.
I miss splitscreen nights with people actually engaged in the game.

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>+R, xrd,
nice

you are all little babby

Also I bet you don't even speak japanese faggot

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sauce

>sees a woman
>IS THAT A TRANNY?
Rent fucking free holy shit

I can't compete with that

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I'm not an archiver or collector. I use everything I save. If I didn't crank to it at least once I don't keep it longer than a month. What I have is heavily curated to suit my personal tastes; and I don't share it.

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Based
Same for me but we played Burnout 3 instead, trying to beat eachother's crash junction scores

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>Meet in outlet mall
>2000s fashion
>Pose with photo of worst starter
Truly this is Any Forums

I proclaim you to be... the coomking.

JAV chads I,
I kneel....

(how many gigs of JAV milf /ss/ porn?)

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How long has it been since you saw or talked to your friends from your school days, Any Forums? You still keep in touch, right?

got damn

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I'd feel weird at any Any Forums meetup since I'm over 30.

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Why the fuck would I keep in touch with people who detested me and I hated them back? 18 years later I sometimes come across a few of them and they have the fucking nerve to say hi to me.

Only some of it, JAV /ss/ always weirded me out for some reason despite it being one of my favorite h-manga genres.

The only school friends I wanted to keep contact with had no contact information to speak of, and that was during Elementary School

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I don't play it very often, and I pretty much stopped playing xrd all together because I don't see the point when I could play +R with rollback
3rd strike fulfills all my needs

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I haven't seen a school friend since my second year of college
I haven't seen most anyone from school in 5 years
I hope they're fine, unless they're pieces of shit

Have to be safe user. Some people here are good at spotting them, and it's much easier IRL, but it can be tough when it's just a pic sometimes.

they only post it because people like you reply to it

stop replying to it

>pokémon black and white pre-release

wasn't it /tr/ at that time

/ss/ JAV is weird because they have to use midgets for obvious legal reasons. That one JAV midget who's actually toddler sized is very uncomfortable to look at.

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who do you main in melee ?

I can personally guarantee you that i will fucking smoke you at uniclr

I unfriended all but two of them

You're all retarded losers and I hate you.

absolutely based, we should play excitebots as well

Bros... why is time so cruel...?

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King I kneel

200+ people on my friend steam list.
Not 1 actually talks to me or wants to play anything with me

>friends are busy
>friends are moving
>friends starting families
>two friends that would still keep in touch, hang out etc. killed themselves (one in 2020, one just at the start of the year)
>scroll through their old messages every day, replay some old videos of us hanging out
>coworker asks me if I'm okay today and I laugh it off
>get home and drink, cry
>working out, etc. doesn't help thoughts go away
We're just working until we're too old to enjoy life. Even then everyone is gone. I don't know what the point to all of this is.

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Unironically my closest school friend only lives a few streets away and I talk to him daily via the internet.

>tfw yuropoor
>we never got excitebots

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One from primary school which I kept contact on a weekly basis.
Two from hight school which I kept contact on a montly basis.

Sure I miss the days of local multiplayer but life goes on
Instead of focusing on the happiness that once was actually put effort into having fun now
t. Guy who went from Any Forums neet to getting bitches to having a planned son in 7 years

any good games about friends that betray you?

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God that girl is so fucking cute

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Did you get your powers yet bro?

I can magically make money disappear from my bank account whenever I want games or figurines.

What does hanging out and playing vidya with friends feel like?

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Milky sand.

Stranger of Paradise

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Just did it the other day. It feels pretty great, and it reminds you that humans really are social creatures. It feels like a weight is lifted off your shoulders when you hang out with a real friend.

Why do I feel like the services the little girl offers are 'pretending to be your childhood friend and playing videogames from your childhood in a room that recreates the era'?

My bros and I played that mall demo and thought it was trash. Literally just a couple patches of grass outside Dragonspiral Tower where you could fight Audinos.

I fucked up as a kid and only wanted to hang out with friends so I could play their video games. I hate that nobody I knew wanted to play video games as much as me, but I also hate how much of a sperg I was.

falcon
you wanna play or something

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how did you do it user

me in the late 90s going to the cinema by my lonesome self

are you trying to make me laugh? this is just one hdd and I have many

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Literally just go outside
>Join a new thing
>Try to make friends
>If fail then go to new thing and repeat
>Become tolerable
>Go to hang outs
>Try to become likeable
>Become likeable
Once youre likeable and have even the tiniest bit of self confidence and assertiveness women just kind of appear in your life

>there should be a Any Forums meetup
I can barely stand playing vidya with any of you and this faggot wants a meetup lmao

Are you a person or a walking penis?

I'm so happy I met a gf who likes games too.
I feel like she was in a similar situation of getting kind of depressed from not having any friends who liked the same things as her

do you know how to add? he has almost twice the porn you do

Hang out and talk, do stupid shits.

every day. I didn't make any new friends in college.

>no non virgins allowed
Sounds like you're begging for an alpha male to come and breed all your crossdressing asses.

wait they actually look like normal people
is Any Forums a normalfag central board like Any Forums?

Anyone know any other manga with cute girls who are losers

Jokes on you, my childhood was abusive and miserable, so I have no nostalgia

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I have 3 friends I've known since I was 12 and we all keep in contact and even still play games together sometimes. Unbreakable bonds.

We play vidya together sometimes. They're cool, even if they're normalfags. I wish they played other games besides league of legends, though. Maybe I'll get them in to fighting games or tabletop roleplaying games someday.

one of my schoolfriends killed themselves last year so we saw each other at the funeral

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It's quite nice
I'm playing RE5 co-op with my gf after she fell in love with RE4.
We played Borderlands 2 before that.
It's quite nice to play with someone that you like and who likes you

Let’s help him

Surprisingly, I do have some friends from school
Almost nobody from elementary school but I keep in touch with some friends from two of my three high schools, and I'm on good terms with friends from my college days too

Exactly-D

i think you're a bit naive. most of the people here aren't as autistic and shitty as you'd think, but the kinds of people who would go to a meetup are more likely to be, and it's almost guaranteed you'd have at least one or two bad apples there just to spoil shit (or who are too retarded to know how to behave properly)

if you ever actually want to do a Any Forums meetup, it'd be better to do it with people from here that you've already known for a while through playing games with them and such, not just any random who says i'll go.

>join a new thing
like what?
what if I can't drive and don't have a car?
what if I'm interested in very little or things that have no women involved?
how do I get over my immense fear of actually talking to women or showing interest?

as a practical thing, try shit like the site meetup or whatever
something with low stakes and nothing too competitive so the atmosphere isn't "i operate on another level Pro MLG" but just hey, meet some people who want to do thing
boardgames or whatever
drawing
or some sport

>Growing up me and my friends think that the life of games and brotherhood will go on forever
>29 now
>Still plays games, stay up all night, cosplay, watch anime
>Did everything right to keep it going
>The guys call disappeared into their jobs and marriages and shut
It hurts. Don't get me wrong, I keep up with my responsibilities. I've got an 1800sq ft hoise on a half acre all to myself, I stay Any Forums, I've been to all 6 continents a tourist might go. Its not like I don't know there's something outside of my childhood interests, but I meant it when I said I love this stuff.

OP pic source is "It's tough being Neeko"

This picture is hard for me too look at it’s too sad :(

>Friend group splits up
>Have two friend groups now
>One is my closest friends that are always trying to get me to hang out but also have complete autists that tag along to everything and drop into any given call
>Second group only has like one or two close friends and a bunch of people that I like but am not really close to at all
I miss just having all my friends together.

SOUL. Simply as.

where do you find stuff like this?

>No non virgins
Go fuck yourselves I didn't ask to be molested as a kid.

Based manchild.
Seriously though it is a sad thing when your friends become cogs in the machine.

>windows
casual

Like I literally linked you the specific site i used.
I used another like punk/squatting site wich had kinda neat shows and activities on there but haven't checked since corona. Not saying this to dunk on anyone but if you hate liberals like people here often do now might not be for you. radar dot squat dot net
saw some nice shows, movies and did figure drawing, so saw boobs
it was cool
i'm a mega autist that likes earrape music so I enjoyed it

Not really.
They were playing their part in the play written by Jack.
All to finally kill Chaos. For Jack.
;_;7

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I actually never understoodn this doujin

London?

>the site meetup
I thought you meant the Any Forums meetup that got mentioned earlier

I don't crossdress idiot

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Neeko wa Tsurai yo (It's Tough Being Neeko) by Aldehyde

Niito Nemuko, nicknamed Neeko, is 23 years old and still unable to find a job. This is her everyday life as she struggles with the fact that she's basically just a NEET.

mangadex.org/title/f7418c7b-14ee-4889-85ae-b31fcb8b0857/neeko-wa-tsurai-yo

youtube.com/watch?v=6xnGonuSmRM

pixiv.net/en/users/578571

twitter.com/alde_hyde

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Literally about to play heroes of the storm with two of them in 15 minutes. Later losers

Bullshit women can't svffer.

Very gay. Most men here are not cute at all. I myself am a fat bearded man.

Yeah this is good advice. I've met up with a few anons from other boards and unless you've talked to them outside of Any Forums and established common interests or have been posting with them (generals) for long to get an idea of their personality then there is no point in trying.

I think my old friends think I am dead but the truth is that I am too embarrassed to let them find out that I became an NEET

Sounds like you're begging for an Alpha male (male) to come breed your Alpha male (gay) ass.

Current Any Forums is 22-26 year olds that grew up with B/W mind broken by the fact Pokemon games don't target them for single player content, as someone who actually likes the current games the board is borderline unusable now.

What the hell, that bearded dude actually looks good

About 20 minutes.

Are you blind, he looks like a greasy NEET.

Yes well I didn't ask to be an incel either. Them's the breaks.

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>as someone who actually likes the current games
Yikes

It's all the same fucking shit except the pvp and multiplayer content gets better each gen
Seriously IT'S THE SAME DAMN GAME

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there used to be this thing called the "rules of the internet". among them a rule was "there are no girls in the internet"

What it meant wasn't really that the internet is a boy's club where women aren't allowed. Rather that if something is trying to sell itself to you as if they're a woman that enjoys a deep cut hobby like this there are good chances they're just a dude trying to catfish you

most have died and Im too much of an awkward fuck to talk to the ones left.

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You will never convince me that sw/sh isn’t complete garbage. No it is not the same game

you have to let them go
the accident wast your fault ...right?

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I bet you have not even read, seen, or heard half of it

One of my friends randomly contacted me 6 months ago to tell me how he always liked my singing voice, and another one from the same group also reached out asking how I was doing a little before that. But I kind of shut myself off from everyone, I responded to them but I didn't really know what else to say I've let myself go and fell into deep depression since high school.

This but actually.
Genuinely fucking depressing, OP.

anons, how do I work up the nerve to get a license? I feel trapped in my neet cycle and I at least want a way out
I also was considering dating apps but I don't know if there's even a point when I'm a hikikomori, should I try anyway?

Know that its more "boring" than it is nerve wracking, especially if you don't live in a city/downtown.

Getting a license is really easy in the US.

Driving just takes practice, it's kind of fun to me as long as I'm not around shitty drivers. Have someone take you to a big ass parking lot and get a feel for it, then go on the road. Make sure when you take the test to make it very obvious you are checking both left and right after stopping at a stop sign

If you faggots all all this insufferable online, I don't want to imagine how you guys are in real life.

>Hang out with friends at night with our bicycles
>We ate some pizza from a place and joked around
>Ride around deserted dark streets where not even cars pass by
>Chill in a street corner while listening to the crickets
Soul.
So fucking soulful.

>Such a virgin that he finds average women cute

You'd be surprised, a few of my best friends I met through Any Forums
When anonymity isn't involved, most people are pretty chill, if even a little spergy at times

Yeah I would never talk in real life like I do on Any Forums. That's what makes this place fun though.

My "friends" already stopped associating with me before school was over. They all stopped playing video games and did extracurricular normalfag stuff so we no longer had anything in common.

same boat as this.
I have one regular friend, and that's it.
The last time I saw anyone from high school was a few years ago when one took his own life.
We all said we'd keep in touch but never did.
Though at that point we hadn't seen each other in about 10 years so I guess it didn't matter anyway.

There he is... the coom god

ok what's the issue here

I just looked up my state's requirements, what the fuck is this shit?
I'm fucking unemployed, why do I have to pay insurance for a car I don't own to have my license actually be worth anything?

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Please be a boy

I just have a type

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literal trans self-insert

Based

That chair'd breeak.

It said might be.
Insurance is mandatory in my state to drive, but they dont force you to provide insurance proof when getting your license to my memory. its been a long time since I got mine.

Those don't sound like "friends" user...

>it's 11.11.11
>friend came over to play the launch night
>we explored skyrim together the whole night
I miss having friends

proof of insurance is listed right there under the required documents
>might be
I don't trust this shit

You don't need it to get the license as far as I know, I got mine before I owned a car and most people do. Once you have your license if you're not insured and get in an accident or something you could have it suspended

posting this AC gem
streamable.com/ihypki

>did a Any Forums meetup in Tokyo years ago
>was okay, normal levels of autism
>all of them admit they were also big poltards
Got pretty cringe at the end and I never met any of them ever again.

That would be actually pretty fun, but pathetic

HEY GUYS LETS MAKE A Any Forums DISCORD SO WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS ONLINE!!!!!!!!11!!

I rabu you too, internet friend. I would mutually friend hug u irl.

Thank you. I now remember the fucking fat weirdo who came over to my group while we waited at Gamestop, inserted himself into the conversation, and almost got us all kicked out when he shouted "YO WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF THEY LET US BEAT WOMEN AND THEN RAPE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM" while thrusting his hips and laughing hysterically to himself, because the employees thought he was our friend and part of our group.

I'll never forget that fat, acne ridden fuck.

that was me

Based fatty

Sorry about that bro, I was just excited

ok i just joined what now?

It feels like life ended after highschool.

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that applies to posters on the internet, not images.

only knew or got along with 6 guys one my best friend took the sjw pill (theatre kid) 4 went into the military and 1 went to college, only my best friend wasnt a normalfag

>tfw I stopped hanging out with my friends that I had for over a decade or even talking to them after going to an out-of-state college and later work in a different state
>Whenever I try to talk, it feels very forced and unnatural
>Same with my cousins who I played vidya for a long time
>I just stopped talking to them and now it's all gone
This thread has made me depressed. Zoomers, don't be like me, always stay in contact with your friends and family if you have one. Close bounds are hard to come by these days, don't take it for granted.

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She's clearly packing.

i would NEVER join a discord with a bunch of gays. go eat penis fag.

get some therapy user

No, because an ex of mine pulled the fake rape card and turned them all against me, and even 16 years later, they refuse to hear my side of it.

I'm a 36 year old virgin, you don't want to meet me

>therapy
Therapy is shit and they always try to get you on psychiatric drugs. Exercising and finding a job that gives him more free time is way better than therapy.

Should have raped her for real, would have been too frightened to say anything.

This is the reddit go-to line, if therapy actually did anything you wouldn't have a giant mental health crisis that only grows with time.

stop being such a nigger and join user

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Hindsight etc etc. Young me was literally a spineless bitch who fell in love and got manipulated as a result.

Too late I've already abandoned people I care about because I am such a terrible person I feel they'll be better without me haha get owned

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just like anything else in life, driving takes a lot of practice and patience. you do, however, need a car to do that

>300 people in it already
I don't feel comfortable with this

You can never go back. Your time is gone.

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>tranime

>get some therapy user
how about you fuck off you retarded nigger? Can't believe people still recommend therapy after years of bullshit where nothing fucking happens and i get addicted to adderall and welbutrin. fuck i'm so mad i wasted my time with therapy and how it ruined my brain.

I kneel

What tranime is this

Yeah they'll probably feel better since you're such a loser who didn't even try to reach out to them.

started off good but then the daughter got way to specific for how old she's made out to be and I get so taken out of it the message just bounces off my head.

it's alright we do filter people

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>blank channel wherein I will probably have to solve some sort of riddle
Off to a bad start.

Goonerchad... I kneel...

you just gotta say nigger dw about it

No way this is real. Post it with timestamp

Haha yeah nothing like ghosting people who've made your life better in everyway because you don't feel good enough to be their friend haha

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>Used to be student and then no-lifer wagie
>Would spend my evenings and whole week-end hooked to the computer playing with friends from all over the world
>Get a group formed, sometimes playing Vidya, sometimes shooting the shit
>Eventually one of the more autist neet of the group fall for the online rethoric of USA vs every other countries
>Start spewing garbage and shitting on everyone else's nationality, spouting BBC and nigger memes while acting like the biggest Any Forumstard ever
>Most of the group is rightwing but the guy is basically a meme machine at this point
>Most of the group get fed up, 4 out of 7 regulars leave and form their own group
>Eventually sperg neet calm down
>Since then got a good job, house, married et all
>probably had a grand total of 10 hours of gaming with the two others in the last 2 years
We all kinda just fell apart. I stay in touch with some of them but gaming just never "just happen" like it used to. It has to be planned ahead which isn't as nice as it used to be.

anons I messaged this girl I know from high school (read: FRIENDS) and now she's willing to meet up and hang out to play vidya with other people she knows
what should I expect?

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fair comeback

Video games from the sounds of it. Just don't sperg out or get all touchy feely.

Sometimes I feel it's a good thing I never really made any friends and now I don't have to reminisce about old times and instead just focus on the future. The only thing I miss is the one crush I made but never made a move on. I recently made it with crypto so I don't have a need to go to work either.

>all my white middle school friends that got me into Minecraft became troons and killed themselves
I can’t go back even if I tried

All of mine are ASSFAGGOTS faggots or meme shooter of the month faggots. One of them is a world of tanks faggot which I respect but unfortunately don't play.

the fucking magical doremi poron and wand lmao

girls can't even smell bad

Why can't you guys just stop being so shitty to each other?
Isn't it exhausting to be angry all the time? I want chill Any Forums back.

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Femanon here, she looks a lot like me lol

Too many phoneposters who use this place as a dumping ground sadly. The old chill Any Forums will never go back.

Thanks, user

pics (you can crop out your face)

Just don't enter screencap threads or obvious bait threads. I think most people here either have the decency not to shit up good threads or an ADD debilitation that prevents them from entering slow threads.

I'm not usually angry or mean here unless I think of something funny to post

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today
as a matter of fact, i keep in touch with some of my kindergarten friends but only since our childhoods were so intertwined

3 years

I would be that cute girl's friend

Do you wanna play video games together

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2 years
hopefully I never see them again

2008
I don't blame him, I was an autistic asshole then.

I’m 19 and would talk to you about Aya’s tits in Parasite Eve

Haven't seen any of my friends from highschool since 2003. This was before social media and we didn't even make emails then. I only really wonder how two of them are doing now. One is a girl I had a huge crush on but didn't have the balls to tell her I liked her. I'm sure she's married by now and had kids and had a good life, at least I hope so.

selfloathing and the ever escalating nature of online discourse, its a sign of the times, you just need to try to tune it out.

pass, a girl that attractive would literally never end up like this
at least tomoko was kinda ugly compared to the rest of the cast

I don't have anything else

>still see most of the friends ive had since elementary school
>the ones i dont see anymore became drug addicts, trannies, or have otherwise lost their minds
>still occasionally meet new people that i make friends with
I feel sorry for anyone who was able to hold on to people thy cared about, but threads like this are not the way to cope.

then buckle down and sift through the bullshit, there are still good interactions to be had.

we're all 33-34 now and we still hang out
weekly to play EDH.

Yes.

I would be mad as fuck.
If you want to trick me into knocking you up just go off birth control for a while. Don't make me wear a fucking condom.

sex

I host a minecraft server for 2 of them, we haven't played any other games or done a voice chat in a while. i miss hanging out with them in person.

Why can't I see the message history?

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yeah, really is a dick move on their part.

get a job you lazy NEET

Yeah and you’re probably gay now because of it. You are broken, but cock will never fix you, fag.

>tfw your two closest and only friends you knew since elementary school died in a car crash you were in and made it out of

youtu.be/vCvq-wj5ScY?t=15

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damn
my condolences, user.

I can't remember much about this game other than one course on it me and my friend would try and land on some elevated train track and generally fuck around on the level rather than actually race.

Just had a talk with a good friend that decided to cut ties with everyone because a stupid argument with a friend, and then I saw this thread. And the worst thing is that the fucking argument started because my other friend said some dumb shit in a league of legend match.

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You ask to be an incel every time you speak

sorry user. at least you had them, my friend in elementary school decided to upgrade in 7th grade so he threw a rock the size of a baseball and hit me square in the sternum with it, damaging my heart.

>saving porn
>ever
imagine if you get arrested and cops find your hard drive filled to the brim with that shit

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Forgot to quote

i would go so i can kiss a 4channeler on the lips

>get some therapy user

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I feel like if we met up, you'd guys would make fun of me for being not-white, short, fat and balding, and then call me a pedo cause i like lolis until i leave

i get insulted if i don't love/hate a game, this place has gone to shambles.
saying something has flaws or is kinda good is a problem now.

Glasses are OP!

Lmao no I made new better friends

Why would I care? Not like any of it is illegal.

You should have said: imagine if i get into an accident and die and my mother has to go through it.

yea but you'd be dead
cops might show your mom the porn and you gotta live with that lmao

The butt stuff with your uncle doesn't count

I've known my best friend since kindergarten and we still hang out at least once a week. He's got two kids now but we still find time to get together and play vidya.
The fact that I'm a failure of a person who will do nothing with his life is starting to weigh on him. Every now and then he'll try and bring up something like me going back to college or getting a better job. I usually brush it off but I can tell he's genuinely concerned. Some days I find it hard to look him in the eye knowing that I plan on killing myself in five years. I always was the worse friend, I guess.

the only people i would want to potentially meet up with are the autismos who hang out during ESA/GDQ/RTA.

>what if I can't drive and don't have a car?
learn to drive and get a car
you're 34 years old user you need to learn how to fucking drive

Holy shit is that pathetic.
Read a book nigga

u gotta say nigger and they let u in my dude

they do

1 week ago, could talk to them more but I'm antisocial and hate everything

38 + 18 = 56
Are these bitches 56 years old?

what can I say, I'm an average dude

>look up requirements
>have to have insurance even though I don't own a car in order to get a license
now what the fuck do I do

>haven't had a genuine friend since middle school
>haven't had an acquaintance since high school
>ghosted all my internet friends years ago
i have no one except my family and Any Forums and i think it's too late to change that

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I'll be your friend.

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Your standards are unironically too high. If you see someone similar to you, you would think of them as a retard and would not associate. Lower your standards.

I'm turning 25 this year
should I consider going back to college? I fucking hate school but I'm desperate for any type of structure and easy access to people
I don't have any other ideas
I just want my teen years back why was I such a stuck up and still afraid of people autist

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Are you retarded? They belong to the 38th graduating class of the school, it's not the 38th reunion of their class.

this is the most terrifying thread. i can easily see how i could end up like any of you really fucked up people. this is my ebenezer scrooge moment. thank you for the motivation

thanks bro
no, i'm just terrified of people and reliant on isolated forms of interaction that let me talk to people without ever having to reveal anything about myself and allow me to dissociate myself at will, which is what Any Forums offers

The holidays. I do live across the country, unfortunately. Some of them I'm still close with, but I've drifted from some others (not due to conflict, just differing interests and no school environment keeping us friends by convenience).

Get certifications for jobs while going to college.
Tech/IT stuff is probably the easiest but just remember that every job is filled with overpaid retards that will try to fuck you over. No matter what field you go into, or how good the salary is, someone will always be there to fuck with you.

This is why I decided to make a closed group of friends after I got done with college so we could all keep in touch. Thank god I do monthly game nights so we all can chill and catch up with one another. Have to weed out the bad ones user and keep the good ones enclosed.

>Friends and family leaves you with time
>End up alone
Just shut the fuck up, stop dwelling on it and move on. Fuck them do what you want on your own. Everyone is going to end up alone before death.

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People here are fucking retarded and if you think they are good at anything but ruining their own lives, you're one of them.

The female species must be genetically modified to retain their youth indefinitely.

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I never had any true friends, I also moved out a lot and changed schools every two years almost so I don't really miss anyone other than this college crush I made.

It's annoying.
I can't blame/scold my friends for acting like a retard in game.
I have to Play for Fun, and not Tryhard.
So I really don't like to play competitive games with them.
For other actually Just For Fun games, it's really fun to play together with.
You know what they say, it's fun to watch painted wall dry with friends.

girls smell worse than men if they don't bathe

>How long has it been since you saw or talked to your friends from your school days, Any Forums?
Hated school since day one, all my 'friends' were just a facade going along waiting for that shit to be over. Never fell for that scam of being conditionated to have friends in school just because you had to because they were there.

I'd do it.

generally around the 8-11 range

joined the discord and they beat me up and called me gay

joined the discord and my balls fell off

>even all these Any Forumsirgins had friends during school
what, what was so wrong with me? does the universe hate me that much? it's all enough to drive a man....... MAD......

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can you really call them friends if that haven't let you hit?

please live on user when russia and america nuke each other you will be worlds archive for NSFW material please we must keep him alive and well till then

lol, that's what you get gayboy

Weak shit. This is just my JAV, doujins and images. Got all my hentai, eroge, camsloots, non-asian pr0n on another drive. Do you even archive?

I don't think a single kid at my school didn't have any friends at all. Even the aggressively autistic reddit types had each other.
Somehow my group of losers became the alpha loser group that dozens of other nerds and outcasts would orbit despite us starting off with 5 or 6 people eating lunch together on the floor.

how do you get certs? is college necessary?
honestly I have no idea how the financial stuff works, I'm in the states and clueless about the world so I don't know if it's even possible for me to go back without getting ass fucked

you smelled, touch soap nerd

I forgot image topkek

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tell me why I should join this
what's in it

>no, i'm just terrified of people and reliant on isolated forms of interaction that let me talk to people without ever having to reveal anything about myself and allow me to dissociate myself at will, which is what Any Forums offers
what the fuck stop describing me

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>tfw this never happened to me
>tfw all my late childhood and teenage years were spent in my room either studying or playing gamecube and snes
>tfw all those wasted years will never come back

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in person? kinda weird. I would feel like we should be doing something somewhere to take advantage of us hanging out. but that was high school with irl friends. now, online? 3 of us are sitting in a discord doing our own things waiting for our friend to finish playing League of Legends so we can all watch Hells Kitchen afterwards. pretty kino

Only worthwhile if I can drink to the point I'm dumb enough to socialize with people whom enjoy these activities. Then sure, it's a fine change of pace once and awhile.

You can still do that. I'm 24 and I have some friends who are 30+ and we hang out and play vidya together.

I had 15tb of porn.
But I cut it down to 7tb.

I'm happy that I still talk to a few now and again. I really only have regular talks with like two or three and the other are more sporadic. But, I always feel a powerful melancholy fall over me when I look back to my school days, not taking advantage of the opportunities to talk to everyone around me and live my life to the fullest (ask that one girl out, join that one club, actually care about my grades, etc.) Not that it can be helped, but I'd be damned if all of us haven't had those thoughts at some point after we became adults...

yesterday and yesteryesterday

You do realize a unwashed cunt smells like fish, right?

I am really close to killing myself
>for the first time in my life have a girl interested in me
>literally makes time for me and does lots of things for me, even feeds me sometimes too
>acts insanely fucking flirty
>obviously fall for this girl, tell her how I feel
>she doesn't like me
>by random chance later I read on reddit about aspergers
>literally describes her to a fucking T
>now realize the only reason why she even started talking to me was because she doesn't understand social clues, mainly makes male friends because female friends are too much for her, and is overtly touchy feely because she's on the spectrum

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>muh friends
I just want to be financially independent, retired before 40
I'm tired of being a corporate slave

I... I kneel....

Everyday, we're in a groupchat. I hate them more and more everyday but I will litteraly have no one to talk to if I leave them

>be military brat
>get robbed of childhood because of long distance moves
>overprotective abusive mother
>largely absent father
>basically good cop bad cop but the good cop keeps leaving
>move across the country to VA
>make best friends in senior year HS
>childhood finally starting
>move back to california
>childhood never started
>meet up with old friends
>childhood restarting?
>they're all stereotypical california caricatures
>realize they were assholes from the start
>cut off all contact
>communication skills plummet as a result of no friends and pandemic
>be alone
I go outside in nice outfits just so I can take advantage of my attractiveness and get ogled at by women and fags, since it's the only other human attention I'll get that's isn't family.
I don't know what I'm doing anymore, I just want to look good while I walk this self-destructive road.

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Its over, man, by the 30s you need to have a familly and stop coming to Any Forums.
If you dont you will most certainlly KYS, no man or woman was made for living lonelly in this modern society
Life itself has no rational sense, you need to cope with familly and frens and maybe with the hope your DNA will propagate for enough time humanity finds a way to evade death and break the universe

>I go outside in nice outfits just so I can take advantage of my attractiveness and get ogled at by women and fags since its the only human attention I get.
I know that feel.

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Get fucked, kid

This is the most 2020-guy whiny post I have ever seen holy fuck
>I go outside in nice outfits just so I can take advantage of my attractiveness and get ogled at by women
boohoo user don't go and tie a noose tonight.

I honestly still play on the Wii with that Wimmfi on Mario Kart Wii. There's something that's so exhilarating about the mechanics of Mario Kart Wii that you just don't get on the recent games.

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I once got asked to flat with the hottest girl at my high school. It was her and her friend who was a shy ballet dancer with zero male experience. Honest to god a dream come true. After a month it dawned on me the hot girl was lesbian and the shy one was an absolute asexual with severe Asperger's. You might've wasted some time and emotions user but I wasted an entire year and several thousand dollars renting a room in a house I didn't want to be in. Oh, and when they found out I wasn't gay like they assumed? Yeah, cue 7 months of finding every excuse to not even be in the same room as me.
Also video game board.

there's a reason why "tits or gtfo" applied. until you had visible proof, you had to assume it was a dude.

>Implying I had friends

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Are you seriously angry at the thought of a lonely attractive person?
The other side of that spectrum just wastes their money on streamers, vtubers, and e-girls for a brief modicum of attention.

source?

An old middle school classmate called me after my dad died because my brother gave him my number. I don't want to do anything with my old classmates, I haven't seen them in almost two decades, we all have our own lives so I have no reason to reconnect with them, it would be very dishonest from my part to say I care. I only have one friend nowadays from my old workplace, we hung out two weeks ago after two years of not doing so because of the pandemic, but we always kept in touch, that friend is the only person outside my family I really care about and I'm more than satisfied with a single friend.

literally 1 minute ago, I've known him for 25 years, prior to that i was out with a group of people ive know for an average of 15-20 years each.

Almost 3 years since I talked to my last friend from school. After covid happened we just kinda split and over time talked less and less until we just stopped messaging altogether

Yea. Fuck. I need to grind hard

In not sure if I've ever had real life friends, I've had people I would hang out with and they considered me their my friend but I guess for me it was ultimately transactional and I wanted nothing to do with them after I left high school. I have extreme difficulty in growing attached to people, even with my own family I think I'm more detached than normal.

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I genuinely don't know how some people seem to just organically make friends. I always have to initiate conversation first and each time I'm painfully aware how socially retarded I am and must look

I agree, but only because you faggots are so autistic you'd probably all manage to kill each other somehow

>snivy
>nerd looking
Kino

It was a gangbang right?

>I literally spent the entire day AND night yesterday edging myself non-stop
Do you feel at all fulfilled in life

I feel like that too, I've seen my grandmother bedridden at the hospital, dying of cancer, it was hard staying in the same room as her, not because it made me sad but because the whole situation made me feel uneasy. I was afraid my detachment was going to show and it was like i was about to be found out, so i wanted to run away.
You know maybe i'm just a piece of shit, but i've treated everyone i've encountered with respect and i wish good things for humanity, plus i haven't chosen to be that way either so why should i feel guilty about being that way?
I think most people are the same anyway and we're all faking it, in the end the thing that matters the most is oneself.

unironically best meetups were Any Forums and /ck/
/fa/ ones were already too much pro school shooter and Eduardo uchiha style at the point it was a fucking meme
waifu wars from Any Forums meetup would be as bloodier as /3/ toolwars

If I remember right, the most normalfag meetup that even had legit cuties in it was some university /lit/ meetup in boston. Everyone looked extremely well adjusted and decently attractive, which being a /lit/ browser I would have never guessed.

Here is the /lit/ meetup in Boston you are talking about. Looks like a bunch of lads and 2 girls.

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Ultracringe but also based by having slim to none stereotypes.

>/lit/ is chad tier
What other boards like this?

No, I'm angry at the thought of someone like this pretending that being attractive and lonely is somehow a path of self destruction. Just feels like faggot zoomer performance depression.

That sounds like a lot of projecting user.

absolutely not
but edging myself stupid feels good and it's not heroin

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Was a core member of a group of three but was the weak link. Once other people were attracted by the other two actually interesting members, I got slowly pushed to the fringe
Being boring is the absolute worst thing you can be. Unless you can somehow fix that, it's over

shit it was like that for me too
i don't think i was boring but i think i was too fucking weird/crazy

what anime is this

fuck no I hate everyone on this site
guarantee there would be multiple murders, being a shitheel to someone is a lot different when they're directly within striking distance

If you are unemployed, I would imagine you living with your parents. Just have them add you as a driver but god almighty your rates are going to go up because there's a new driver with less than 5 years driving exp.

Any of them that requires actually having skill or activity. I know the /out/ meetings are usually cool.

report in threads have always been the lamest shit on this website. I doubt a meetup would fair much better. the mutt meetup of Any Forums trolling shia is what you have to look forward to

is there an age cap on that?

I would like to, but I am a kraut.

>being attractive and lonely is somehow a path of self destruction.
>I don't know what I'm doing anymore, I just want to look good while I walk this self-destructive road.
I think you're illiterate because the last line implies otherwise.

>Friend convinces me to install Apex
>Asks me to play while we're in a call with people
>Someone starts up a conversation with him while I'm launching before I can say to switch channels
>They end up talking nonstop throughout the entire match so we can't coordinate at all and I can't hear shit going on
Sure, I should probably just power through the social awkwardness of cutting their conversation short and ask to switch, but why even ask me to play a game if you're not going to actually try to play it with me?

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>be me
>25
>have a strong friend group of ~15 dudes since high school
>little to no drama, everyone checks in regularly
>nobody is such a massive sperg that they drive others away
>majority well-employed, most of us have girlfriends, normie stuff
>those of us who live near each other get together to see movies and play Magic and shit
>everyone is in and out of Discord / TeamSpeak on a daily basis to play games
>90% of the time they just want to play League of Legends
The perfect friend group... so close... yet so far away

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>Currently ghosting the facebook posts for my highschool's ten year reunion

I haven't noticed any of my friends from back then posting on the group page so. It does make me feel lonely.

Daily reminder that females can not be lonely.