LSD stories

Took LSD and went to a party in a decommissioned airplane hangar.
Watched flame twirlers burn holes in brain for a bit, then just walked around drinking and socializing.
Then went to a house and tried whippets for the first time. Everyone turned into a colored, digitized cartoon dragon that encompassed a different aspect of the psyche. Orange was wisdom, blue was intrigue, red was power, and green (me) was curiosity. Felt them wriggle in my brain and alter my personality temporarily. Was weird.

Nothing interesting. I think the third time I did it with some friends, we decided to go for a walk during the evening and it was pretty chill since we lived in a very small town so we didn't really have to worry about people seeing us acting weird. It was a good time though because it felt like your mind was easily influenced at shit started to materialize visually. We were crossing a relatively short bridge (maybe like a 100m or something) and as soon as one of my friends said that it felt like it never ended, sunset felt way more vibrant and was gorgeous. It started to feel like we constantly looped every few steps and never made any progress on the bridge so we all started laughing and kept checking behind us every few steps because were so fucking out of it. Later on our way back we were crossing some train tracks with some tiny bushery and I just said "Oh shit, it's like we're going through a jungle" and as soon as I said that, it was like all the bushes grew into fucking huge af trees and we were so out of it so we started fucking laughing like idiots and slowly crouching across the tracks. That's probably one of the most fun times I've had on drugs.

Me and my buddy were on our bikes hanging out around town that day. Sat down to hang out with a couple older local sacks of shit. I left my drink sit and bummed a smoke off the one so I don’t know how they got me. Pisses me off they kind of ruined it for me

and now, user with the waether

I found out my grandma is schizophrenic and I’m in my mid 20s with heavy experience in psychedelics. I’m slowly coming to grips with my on line schizophrenia after indulging in LSD and Psilocybin episodes.

I have a ton of stories.

But my main story today is there is no women in a bloody white dress following me today. And didn’t stand in the bushes while I burned weed past night.

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Best friend and i took some years ago and both essentially hallucinated the exact same strange animal. I was looking out the window at what i thought was a fox sniffing around some grass although because i was tripping balls it looked like everyone of its legs and its tail also was a head. Shouted my buddy to come and see and sure enough he described the fox the exact same way i was seeing it. After gawking at it for 10/20 mins it slowly faded and we both realised that there wasnt even a fox there to begin with. Super weird but hilarious. First time i tried acid as well the dude who gave me it also took it but freaked out and went home leaving me with all the tabs he was supposed to sell(we were friends) i ended up fucked but having a good time wandering around the city centre drinking and chatting shit to strangers and actually managed to sell a bunch

>be me
>take LSD
>TRIPPED OUT FOR A LONG ASS TIME

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Cool story bro

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>Once took about 200ug on my day off at my parents house.
>Right at the peak my parents call and say they need the lawn cut and a steak cooked for my little brother's dinner b/c they rushed out for work.
>oh_fuck.exe
>First, I mow the lawn. I get through half of it when the first knock happens.
>It scared the piss out of me until I realize It ran out of oil.
>Replace the oil and continue making uncoordinated lines in the grass.
>It looks like a mental patient mowed the grass, but fuck it. Its done.

>I take a shower, but I'm still high as fuck.
>Normally I'm a great cook, but I couldn't figure out what a good temperature to cook at was and I had no sense of time
>Set stove to low-med and apparently I barely cooked it so the inside was still rare.
>My brother is watching me do this the entire time as I stammer over my words and make circles around the kitchen.
>I end up saying fuck it and microwaving it.
>It ended up being a shit steak, but I'm just happy its not rare.

>My parents got home a couple hours later and thanked me.
>I've come down enough at this point to say "piece of cake"
>of course my little brother is a fucking snitch and tattles on me.
>Dad just laughs at me.

>be me
>third time taking acid
>on the school bus, on the way to school. Again.
>oh well.exe
>it's semester test day
>wait whut.gif
>goto oh well.exe
>3rd period starting to peak
>Pat Sajak starts doing commentary in my head
>"ok folks, here we are for the chemistry round, and user is HIGH AS FUCK!!! Ladies and gentlemen, he is HIGH AS FUCK!!!"
>STFU Pat
>sit down, get test. I'm hoping I keep my mouth shut
>Pat wont shut up, but I roll with it
>test is 25 questions listed down the left side of the page, 25 answers numbered alphabetically down the right
>pat sajak talks louder and louder, faster and faster, until his voice becomes static
>start seeing lines drawn from each question to an answer
>trace each line to which ever answer
>finish test in less than five minutes
>turn in test and get excused to the bathroom, laugh my ass of for half an hour
>MFW I got a hundred

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Craziest stuff to me are the deep delusions and lasting hallunications especially when alone.

Once thought a giant anaconda was "strangling" the earth and I was the only one who could stop it while at the same time I was being hunted by two brazilian marine officers who were training a mastiff dog to kill me. Never "confronted" either thankfully but I was totally convinced this was going on for many hours

Bit more sketchy one,I had a friend lets call him "B" who was hanging with two buddies late one evening, they all ate some but B ate way too many tabs. Some time at night when the two friends were just chilling in a couch B starts talking with his German sheperd, he is convinced the dog is trying to show him something. With only jeans and socks no shirt, B takes off outside with the German sheperd with no leash, the two friends follow him but a bit slow. The dog then goes towards a neighbours house with B following, B now becomes convinced that the dog is showing him to the location of a kidnapped child. B takes a big rock and throws it through a 1st floor window breaking it and climbs in through the broken glass getting big cuts on his legs and upper body, the dog follows when B's already inside. The man who lives there with his wife comes horrified down the stairs from 2nd floor, only seeing a bleeding man with no shirt and a german sheperd staring at him from the living from, B said something like "We are here to end this now". The neighbour freaks out and barricades himself in the upstairs bedroom and calls the police. B is picked up shortly after by police while roaming around the neighbours basement trying to "free the children".

I'd like to add that my friend B was always a bit unstable and possibly mentally ill, I have never heard anything remotely similar happening and I think its highly unlikely something like this, but ye crazy shit !