What's the most American thing you've ever done?

I drove a speedboat on an aligator infested lake in Texas when I was 6 then I went on a 2 day car journey to Sixflags and had a corn dog.

I stood with Ukraine and denounced Putin as a war criminal. 10/10, will do anytime, anywhere.

Drive a nuclear submarine

I voted for Donald Trump

worked 2 jobs and still lost the apartment

I pandered to niggers, got my butthole pounded by jaykhelle, and still support Biden

I ate fried twinkies and fucked my sister.

>What's the most American thing you've ever done?
Wake up everyday free

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I'm doing my sister

winner so far
disqualified for being american.

I rode my dirtbike in sand dunes in the morning, stopped in the mountains on the way back and filled up my truck with snow, then stopped home for a quick shower before hitting the beach to build a snowman around a bonfire while drinking beer.

I had a bacon cheeseburger, large coke and large fries yesterday, with my 12 pack of miller lite (idk what beer is the most american, but that's what I had)

ok

I woke up, had a beer and some leftover steak with my fried eggs, went out to the garage to work on my 87 chevy el camino, fed the toilet, and now i'm shitposting on Any Forums

I complained about something.

I ate a 4000 calorie meal, then fucked my low IQ sister. I rode my mobility scooter to the 24/7, picked up some very weak alcohol. When I got back home, I watched my mom take a BBC whilst taking my daily estrogen. Afterwards, I watched a bunch of innocent people get gunned down by a weakling