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kys
a p for your thoughts

Thanks bro

HAHAHAHA
DID YOU MAKE THAT YOURSELF or JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEY'RE GIVING THE RENT-A-COPS BADGES NOW OPEN FIRE

Where do you live?

Do you have a nice ass?

Shit not a joke, badges, and we get a ID card with our pictures to certify us. Kys

Arizona

No

>integrity
>vigilance
>helpfulness

do guards read this every day?
srsly kill your self

Believe it or not, we didn’t actually personally decide what was going to be on our badge

since when did guards job description include integrity and helpfulness
>take matters into own hands
>do stuff that will harm your personal life
>bother people outside of your "jurisdiction"

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it's made out of plastics

it has a sticker on it

What's it like being a Mexinigger mall cop?

Why is called Securitas?

the official ones have serial numbers on it
do you have these to keep the tardy mexivan one quiet?

Securitas is the literal bottom of the barrel.

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Fucking Securitas. I used to work for them lmao

???? You misunderstand so much. Most clients are chill. We know and it’s drilled we don’t have any “jurisdiction “ outside of client owned property. You don’t gotta tell us.

It’s metal, actually. Was surprised by quality ngl

Very easy and relatively high paying. It’s fucking awful for me. Please don’t do it

It’s a Swedish word since our company was started in Sweden like 50 years ago. Sounds fuckin cool though

How many niggers did you beat the fuck up today?

Have you had sex with your uniform on?

Mfw I’m covering it with my finger

Not Any Forums brightest today huh?

Come back and take some of my shifts

no woodshed tard
thats hardened plastics
test it with a magnet faggot

What is this badge?
Can you show us your cute twink bussy?

so you are telling me that you print a new petal badge every time or are they giving you cursed badges?

How much do you make an hour to keep out crackheads?

Yeah show your hot ass

do you go into depression sometimes for fucking those hookers?
>statistics say that all guards fuck a hooker within the first month, all guards

I’m ngl boys I’ve never even touched someone at this job yet

No I’m a virgin, which feelsbad

It’s literally in my hand, it’s clearly metal, granted, cheap metal but metal is metal user

What? They give us one badge when we get hired and we use that as long as we work for them. We gotta wear it. Kinda cringe actually ngl

15-17$ depending on the contract

why is every last one of the securitas guards I have ever seen black?