What do you do?

What do you do?

>the doorbell rings, you open the door and there's a man wearing a military uniform in front of you
>"As you should know, NATO article 5 has been activated and you have been drafted to serve your country. We're here to get you and all the other men in your neighborhood to the closest military base, where you'll be training for 2 weeks. After that, you'll be sent to the Ukrainian front. You have 30 minutes to prepare your things before getting on the bus. Don't bring any devices, we'll check you with a metal detector."
>the door closes
What do you do?

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is 30 minutes enough time to scrub the porn off of my computer?

why would you ever open the door to some random faggot you weren't expecting?

No thanks

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Same with Police. stay quiet, deadbolts and shotgun mousetraps.

I'm good

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True story

Ukraine isn't part of nato.

Not my fucking problem and i'm sick of other fucked up countries bringing the rest of us down with them.

begin shitting in my hands and throwing it at them until they shoot me.

Im too old and can't pass the medical exam, but what the fuck can I just volunteer to join the Ukrainian militia instead?

I get drafted, you get fragged, it's that simple. Yes that means I WILL kill you as soon as you force me into military service and hand me a loaded firearm.

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so why is nato helping them?

probably something you did to anger god

Freedom isn't free - it must be paid for in blood.

Do you expect to enjoy it while others do the fighting for you? Maybe they should require military service as a prerequisite to voting.

Should military be drafting someone suicidal? I'd just shoot myself the moment I have a gun in my hand.

What if your commanding officer is a fellow draftee?

I'd give him the finger and tell him to fuck off.

but this war is not fighting for freedom, it's fighting for the continued opportunity of petrodollar/OPEC oil exporters to make profits by forbidding Gasprom from selling nat-gas to Europe

When I lived in a trailer park, there were all these cops around one of my neighbor trying to get in. They knocked loudly and everything. The manager of the park had a key but wouldn't let them in without a warrant. So they just spent 2 hours banging on this guys door but never got a response.

They won't draft my obese ass. I don't think they have a uniform for my size. Being a disgusting fatty has its advantages.

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happy to go
as soon as we get to kiev, DESERT and join the ukranians

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