Secrets Thread

Secrets Thread

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I'm a criminal who sells crack cocaine and weed

I like cunny!

I took some screenshots from my crush's instagram and edited blacked over her eyes. Then I put the pics over some videos of white girls that looked like her getting fucked by a bbc. Never came so hard in my life.

I used to trade cp on twitter and discord, I no longer have any

My girlfriend gets quite jealous of my best friend, who is also female and even though I tell her and half-convinced her we are just good friends.. she is quite right to be jealous.

We have been best friends since forever and are quite comfortable with each other.
The thing she does that melts my heart is curl her feet beneath my legs and lean against me when we're watching TV or a movie together.
I don't even focus on what's on TV anymore, in that moment I am so deeply in love and pretty sure I radiate heat as well.
It's pretty much harmless, I don't think she's into me but it shows I do have her complete trust and I love that.
I sometimes softly stroke her hand and she looks at me funny. And I go: "I just love you okay, shut up"

I fucked my ex bfs dad while we were dating

I've probably had more heterosexual anal sex than 99.9% of men.

My wife and I almost always do anal sex now. She loves it in her butt more than anywhere else. She enjoys sucking me off, but when it comes to fucking, she wants it in her butt 90% of the time.

If anyone here has any questions about it, AMA. I'll be around the thread.

I love taking big shits.

One time I didn't shit for a month and it took me 8 hours to shit out 4 massive logs. The logs were so big they actually made me gag as I tried to push them out.

I sat at my computer desk and put a massive sheet on the floor and simply shat on the floor while I ate fast food, watched porn and played video games.

I’m in love with one of my close friends but she has a bf.

I am phone.

I'm addicted to bbc, cuckold and femdom because my mom was a huge slut.
She allowed me to do and have anything I wanted and I unironically enjoyed my childhood to the point where it brings tears to my eyes as I'm remember it.

Shameful

I payed the price for it, got a search warrant on my house and everything

You need a mercy killing, and not because of the first sentence.

I helped my best female friend and former roommate ruin her coworkers life just because she wanted a promotion, that she deserved, but was basically stolen from her. To an extent, I mean he kinda had it coming. Feel bad about it though.

You mean "crack, cocaine and weed?" Or did you grow up in the 80s and 90s and still call "crack", "crack cocaine"?

My cousin was a drug dealer and I knew where he hid his cash, he went to prison for like a year and one night I went and dug up his stash of cash, I found $127k in cash and $40k worth of gold.
I took it all and when he came back from prison and found it missing he cried for a day.

In love with my friends with benifits. He comes over every weekend and we have the best time together, do some drugs every now and then, fuck all night, sing songs, play cod, and just be goofy. Even made some content for my onlyfans together. We cuddle and do all the cute cheezy stuff too i absolutely adore him but hes specifically told me from the beginning he isnt looking to get in a relationship any time soon but fuuuuck all i can think about is him. He encourages me to talk/see other guys but i only have the weekends free and wouldnt wanna hang out with someone else. Hes called me his best friend multiple times but it really got to me when this rich irish girl came to visit him for 5 days. I got a lil in my feelings and he very sweetly told me i need to stop being jealous about it. I told him im just worried hes gonna fall for someone else and abandon me. He promised that no matter what im stuck with him forever even if he married someone else in the future id be at his wedding and gave me a ton of kisses. Uhg he makes me so happy i just want to be his forever.

Oh well, I guess if you got caught then being a nonce goblin is totally okay? What are you talking about? You are fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Smh, you're obviously just being a pedophobe! He did nothing wrong, Map rights!

yep,i sell cocaine powder and crack rock

That's rough. So he didn't question you at all? He must've known that you knew where it was hidden. Did other people know as well?

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Do you make the crack yourself or just sell?