alright Any Forums i'm bored as shit and willing to share some stories with girls. these include:
>one who gave me a handjob while watching spongebob
>my girlfriend(?) who constantly texted me
>a small asian who literally wanted my dick but i was too retarded to realise
>the obsession i had with one girl and how weird i was
so the question is which one would you be interested in first? might take a bit of time to write out the greentexts if anyone is interested
Alright Any Forums i'm bored as shit and willing to share some stories with girls. these include:
Jace Gutierrez
Henry Cook
why the ? after girlfriend
Oliver Scott
alright looks like my girlfriend(?) is up first:
>be me
>chilling at school
>get home one day
>see a bunch of messages from an unknown number
>wtf
>they were all sent within like 10 minutes of eachother
>we're talking like 30+ messages here
>none of them are anthing particularly interesting or long
>all this like "w" or "kgj"
>no idea who it is or even could be
>get to school the next day
>ask friends whos number it was
>"dude that's ella" (name changed obviously)
>who
>she's usually not in my classes
>but we share english and history together
>she starts getting real friendly in those classes
>in history she moves near me and constantly keeps trying to talk to me
>won't lie she's kinda awkwardly tall and ugly
>ok just keep talking so she doesn't feel lonely or whatever
>she's always nervously laughing around me and when i act like she's being annoying she goes all defensive (can't think of a better way to put it)
>anyway after a while of this, all the while she keeps messaging nonstop whenever we're not in school
>we just talk about stupid shit and nothing too deep
>one night i say i'm going to sleep but she keeps messaging
>wake up to a bunch of messages in the morning
>"user... i have a crush on you and i wished you had the same feelings"
gonna type out the rest but putting this now so thread doesn't 404
Justin Wood
Don't
Nicholas Gutierrez
>initially thinking "oh ok i guess"
>think that she's annoying and just overally don't think too much about it
>back to school
>every time she sees me she runs away giggling
>i'm just like " "
>honestly didn't really care too much
>after a while of this she just keeps messaging more and more
>somehow even more than before
>ff to summer
>one night out with some friends
>we had access to alcohol
>friend's brother or some shit bought it
>anyway
>drinking + being not at the legal drinking age = stupid shit going down
>we are all chillaxing and drunk 3am
>"user why do you keep cheking your phone"
>"ella keeps texting"
>"oh what is she your girlfriend?"
>haven't told them anything
>"actually.... she does have a crush on me"
>they all start making a face that says "alright then" and some even avoiding my general direction
>"user you should say you like her back for a laugh"
>of course it was 3am and i was drunk
>fuckit.jpg
>message away
>"user I KNEW IT THANK YOU"
>and so on
Jonathan Nguyen
>wake up next morning
>"good morning user xx :)"
>oh
>o h
> o h
>remember what i said last night
>...
>it was the summer so no school thankfully
>she always wanted to meet up over the summer
>keep making up excuses
>"uhh yeah my mom's car broke down"
>"i can't today it's raining"
>just stupid shit so wouldn't have to deal with her
>try to keep this up as long as possible
>didn't have the heart to tell her i was drunk when i said i liked her back
>she would flip out if i said that
>"can't believe we're boyfriend and girlfriend :))"
>"haha yeah"
>think at some point she's gonna realise
>she never does
>seriously how could she not realise it
>think that maybe she's doing it to spite me since the people i hang out with usually talk about how annoying she is
>i never say it directly but think it to myself
>she just tries to meet up
>eventually she gets the picture
>she starts backing off slowly
>then she comes back saying how much of a shitty person i am
>i did nothing wrong and try to say so
>she's having none of it
>"user you piece of shit"
>all i did was message her that one time saying i liked her at 3am
>literally everything else was mutual friend type stuff
>she goes full force on me
>gets her friends to also message me a bunch
>she can't handle it herself and gets those around her to do her bidding
>they really dig into me
>ends pretty horribly
>even get a message from some random guy saying if i ever speak to ella again he'll come over and break my face
>not quite shitting bricks but you know just sort of wary
>back to school
>all her friends don't speak to me or acknowledge my existence
>don't really care since i didn't speak to any of them before
>in the end she moves away and i never see her again
that's the story of my girlfriend(?). there are small details in this one that appears in the other stories that i've left out
Joshua James
Let’s go small Asian
Isaiah Murphy
After this request I request the spongebob one, that sounds hilarious
Christian Stewart
gonna do the small asian who wanted my dick but i was too retared to realise since it's relatively short and self contained:
>be me
>after ella had left and back in school again
>geography class
>no one i really know too well, all my friends are in the other class or sit far away so no shenanigans during lesson
>teacher is an annoying as fuck
>it's his first year as a teacher so cut him a bit of slack
>he became a proper bro later on but that's unrelated
>anyway back to class
>teacher moves a girl next to me
>i know her vaguely
>spoke to some of her friends in other classes
>she just keeps talking and is generally annoying (a pattern i know)
>she only sits next to me for about 2 lessons
>she starts coming on strong
>she keeps coming up to me and saying "i have to tell you something" then running off giggling during lunch
>happens for a few days
>keeps avoiding me for a particular reason
>geography trip
>to some random ass beach idk
>again with the "i have something to tell you"
>starting to get an idea at this point
>back at school her friends ask me if i would go out with her
>kinda blush i won't lie (but it was a manly blush i assure you)
>one lunch time
>she asks me to walk around with her
>ok then
>we stop off in a secluded spot
>eventually i say something along the lines of "you want to ask me out"
>"yes >.
Camden Phillips
>at this moment alot of thoughts going through my head
>main one is: she is annoying as fuck
>being seen with her would lower my social status
>shallow i know but it was at the time when that mattered
>say no make up some bullshit about exams and after that it would be fine
>she just says ok
forgot to say that this whole time one of my friends had been trying to get with her and i basically turned up and did nothing while getting further than him
>think she's just be an annoying gf and nothing would happen
>brush her off
>ff to a few years later
>overhear her talking to her friend
>turns out this is one freaky bitch
>like seriously god damn she would get up to some stuff with her new bf that any human being would be blessed to have happen to them
>all while being this beautiful tiny asian
>i realise what i missed out on
>fuck
>FUCK
>F U C K
>go home a depressed son of a bitch
never been the same again
Xavier Cox
Spongebob last, do the obsession
Dominic Scott
Let’s hear how weird you got
Grayson Evans
alright now time for the girl who gave me a handjob while watching spongebob:
>be me
>school half term
>off for a week in february
for context and timeline purposes this is before the small asian and ella
>old friend invites me to hang out with her
>we haven't seen eachother or spoken in a while
>think fuck it, not up to anything
>she mentions she's with her friends
>she goes to a different school (an all girls one) so her friend group is girls
>could be fun
>anyway
>hang out with them
>film some shitty videos and whatnot
>all goes pretty chill
>this one girl i notice takes a liking to me
>let's call her rei
>think nothing of it at the time
>after this get invited to their groupchat
>ok cool
>sending memes and shit just generally going well i think
>get a message from rei
>much like ella she keeps messaging me
>just memes at first and then onto just general topics
>pretty cool to be getting messages from a girl who actually wants to hear what i say
>up to this point going well
>honestly it was chill
>few days pass messaging late into the night
>pretty cool
>one morning wake up to message
>"user, rei really likes you"
>sends a screenshot of a message sent from my old friend and her
>literally says how rei wants me to fuck her
>start thinking "holy shit" since this is the first time any girl has expressed sexual interest
>ohmygodthisisit.jpg
Henry Russell
Type faster, dick
Ryan White
>also get a video from after i left the group on the first day
>video of them sitting and chilling
>suddenly rei says to the effect of "user is cute" and how if someone else said that she would kill them
>days pass and other hints get dropped
>video of rei holding a banana and her saying she's imagining it's my dick
>outwardly like "ew wtf!" since all the other people in the group were like that
>inside i was fucking loving it
>few nights pass and we're still talking
>subject of nudes arises
>can't remember exactly how
>quick thinking since don't want to send a pic of my dick (spoilers: i end up doing so)
>nipple for a nipple
>send shitty close up of my nipple thinking i am the most genuis fucker out there
>she sends one back
>
>
>booba.jpg
>mentally doing backflips at this point
>literally doing backflips at this point
>literally went from not knowing of eachothers existence less than 5 days ago to sharing nudes
>at the time this was a big accomplishment
>subject of sex comes up
>she is down to do it
>i'm down to do it
>
>the date is set
>have to convince my mom to let her stay over (was 15 at the time)
>she had short hair so could pass for a boy
>she agrees
>it's go time
Kayden Parker
...is that it?
Xavier Phillips
>few nights before she asks if she sould shave
>tell her i don't mind
>she's only asking since i said i shaved a few days ago
>god damn that was itchy as fuck at school
>anyway
>she asks again the night before
then she says something else
>"user... i don't think i'm ready for this"
>or somethong to that effect
>tell her that's fine
>honestly i was fine with it since it was her decision
>yeah i was kinda bummed but didn't really matter too much
>day arrives
>she comes over
>"user we should go to the mall"
>"yeah alright"
>mom drives us over
>we hang out in the mall
>she ends up buying some quality grade lube
>wondered what the cashier thought of 2 15 year olds buying lube
>but i digress
>just generally awkward a bit since i wasn't sure how to act
>we go to an area that is practically deserted in the mall
>sit there, talking about life
>think she leans over for a kiss but i can't remember
>later on rei goes to the bathroom
>she kinda hangs back for a bit in the doorway
looking back she was probably invting me in to fuck but i can't be too sure
>time comes to get picked up
>"hey user let's go ice skating"
>nearest ice rink is like 30 mins away
>thinking there's no way my mom would let us go
>say that i'll ask
>on car ride home
>she asks "hey can we go ice skating? there's this disco on and..."
>somehow
>some fucking how my mom agrees to let me go
>keep in mind i have never ice skated up until this point
>get to the ice rink
>she leads me and teaches me how to ice skate
it is fucking hard to learn how to ice skate when all the lights are dimmed and your only source of light are shitty party lights with loud party music blasting in the background
Ethan Nelson
>ice skating goes relatively well
>fuck up a few times but oh well
>even end up falling on her a few times
>won't like a few of them were intentional
>time to get picked up
>get back home about 11pm
>staring into eachothers eyes
>need something to distract me and keep us entertained
this is it.
>first thing that comes to my mind
>"hey do you wanna some spongebob"
"hey do you wanna watch some spongebob"
>
>
>even to this day i cringe so fucking hard when i think of it
>can't remember what her exact response was
>end up scrolling through a bunch of episodes
>pick one at random
>think it was from season 2 or 3
>so while that's playing it begins
>she reaches down on my crotch
>hand on dick action unlike the world has seen before
>take my dick out
>she's unsure of what to do
>i kinda have to teach her the ways
>what do do
>she get's ""good"" at it
>we just both sat there silent while she was tugging at my dick with spongebob playing
>eventually get the courage to ask something
>"hey... can i touch your boobs?"
>she says yes
>reach from under her shirt and begin fondling
>not even anything erotic just 2 15 year olds touching and rubbing eachother
>awkward as all fuck
>honestly can't remember what happened after that
>think we just both sort of slowly stopped
>i went limp
>yes, i didn't even cum
>but neither did she so win win i guess?
>we sort of go to sleep near eachother on my bed
>next day arrives
>she leaves
>suddenly hits me like a ton of bricks:
>something i had completely forgotten at the time
>we had lube we could've used
so that was my first sexual experience, honesly could've been worse but could've been so much fucking better. we sort of stopped talking after that and in all honesty i felt weird going behind the back of one of my friends and (almost) fucking her best friend at the time. a few months later she sent a voice message saying i had a nice dick.
Bentley Bennett
sounds like op has a bad case of the mondays
Justin Brooks
a quick addendum to this is that rei hung out with ella after she had said how much of a piece of shit i am. nothing else to it other that but it was kinda weird seeing them together and it was sort of like a "fuck you" to me
Isaac Fisher
alright now it's time for the last one: a girl who i had an obsession with and kinda ties this whole thing together:
>be me
>chilling in school
>get home from long day on the grind
for context this is after rei but before ella
>this person starts messaging me
>kinda used to it at this point since after haning out with my old friend and being introduced to her friend group all the people from her school are adding me and talking to me
>feel like a chad i won't lie
>like this infamous guy in a faraway place
>when in reality i was just some guy who got his dick touched by someone while watching spongebob
>but i digress
>she messages me
>let's call her asuka
>asuka is obviously very friendly and just wants to talk about general stuff
>and we do
>just talk general stuff with her
>honestly it's nice to talk with someone of the opposite sex
>we ask eachother questions about what it's like to be a girl ect ect
>we have questions for eachother
>feels like we could talk about anything and ask anything under the sun
>a true genuine reflection of myself
>disconnected from trying to be funny all the time
>just being myself
>i feel good
>time passes
>we have a routine of talking at least once a week
>send her memes daily to cheer her up
>begin to develop a slight crush on her
>nothing serious, but definitely beginning
sorry if this is short just trying to make sure the thread doesn't 404