Would you rather have a penis or vagina?

Would you rather have a penis or vagina?

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Have the one. Would like to try the other.

Vagina, I would shove everything in existence in there and have multiple orgasms and feel hot slutty shame

I'm sure of this because I do this with my penis but it's just too small and not designed for shoving things into

you will never be a woman

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I got a vag. I like being able to orgasm multiple times, but I would love to experience Cumming.

why not both ?

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Just imagine pissing that you have no control over... and it's sticky which is a pain to clean up.

I'm fine being a straight dude, I just have vagina envy

I would rather have Linux

it's really nothing like pissing though

Yeah it is cool. Particularly if you've been fucking or edging for ages, and you have produced loads of fluid. Everything feels pressurised and tight around the base of your dick and into your perineum and prostate, with a feeling of desperately needing release. Then when you do come, you can feel the involuntary squeeze which pumps a load of cum out, and feel it repeat, until the tension has cleared.

Coming inside is the best, because there's something primal about how it is supposed to, something intimate and 'right', with the right person. And coming with a view to getting your girl pregnant is a whole other level.

But coming outside is fun as well. I never got into coming on faces or tits, it seems to be a kind of ownership thing which doesn't appeal. I like the appreciation of my gf if she makes me come by hand, and enjoys how far and and much I come. And of course being swallowed, that is one of the best feelings of acceptance you can get with a chick, her taking you into herself and loving it.

Do I change into the opposite sex, or am I gonna be this hairy dude with a pussy?

Same feels broseph it's because we have whores for mothers

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if i had a vagina i'd probably never have sex out of fear of getting infected with a human parasite

It's pissing + tingly feeling in your prostate. The feeling of fluid coming out of your urethra is exactly the same as pissing tho.

You're still a dude... but you have a fully functioning vagina and not a mutated dick.

One day I'll experience this, it is my life goal

>supposed to *be*

Nah, I'm good if that's the case.

This i dont want a mangina i want to be a girlslut

Looks like we got our own E L James here pals

just get yr tubes tied?

buddy if you looked like OP's pic left you'd be having sex like a banshee, on top of that you're not forced to be tied down to any man? FUck it bro

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