I'm a sperglord and my power level is too high to pass for human, so I get neetbux. After my rent, utilities, and Internet are paid, I have $60 month to live on for food.
With food prices going through the roof, I've been living on nothing except ramen noodles and peanut butter. I'm allergic to peanuts, and eating peanut butter makes my legs swell up so badly I can hardly walk, but there's nothing else I can afford to eat which has as much nutrition.
I just went to the store and everywhere is out of ramen noodles. WalMart, the dollar store, they're all sold out. Apparently every other poor person has been stocking up on ramen noodles.
My health has been getting worse and worse because of my diet. I think I might actually die of starvation.
Dog food is too expensive. I used to eat kibble instead of peanut butter, but it got too expensive.
Jeremiah Brooks
Scavenge for food in the trash
Daniel Roberts
have you considered getting a job like the rest of us have to do?
Zachary Lopez
I used to, but restaurants aren't throwing away food the way they used to. There was a time I could eat well on just what my local Subway threw away, but they throw away nothing now, not even old buns. I think they're just quietly re-using everything now.
David Sanders
Just b urself, amirite? :)
Wow, dunno why I didn't think of that. Lemme just stop being autistic so I you normie imbeciles will employ me!
if you have access to a computer and internet and dont know how to make side cash you arent autistic
you're retarded
Jayden Bell
>so I you normie imbeciles will employ me
LOL you're scrounging for food in the dumpster whining your autismbux won't pay you enough to eat and you have the gall to call anyone else an imbecile?
turns out leeching off the system your entire life isn't sustainable and you should try to provide for yourself, who would have thought?
Why don't you at least try?
Liam Nguyen
>Why don't you at least try? You normies are all fucking sociopaths. I can't "act normal" so no one will give me a FUCKING JOB, you mouth-breathing fucknozzle. Jesus christ, this is why I hide in my room and try not to talk to humans. You're absolutely empathy-free, sadistic little cunts who can't understand why people can't just looks and act and sound exactly like you.
Fuck you. I hope you normies nuke the whole fucking world. You deserve it.
Kevin Wright
you should have started a farm inside your NEET room
Daniel Miller
>You're absolutely empathy-free, sadistic little cunts who can't understand why people can't just looks and act and sound exactly like you.
I see tards working everywhere, imagine being so helpless and lazy that you're less useful to society than a tard. You're not qualified to mop floors and scrub toilets? Something spics who can't even talk English do?
>You're absolutely empathy-free, sadistic little cunts > I hope you normies nuke the whole fucking world
Do you know what "projection" means?
Jonathan Thompson
>I'm allergic to peanuts, and eating peanut butter makes my legs swell up so badly I can hardly walk, but there's nothing else I can afford to eat which has as much nutrition. Kek. My sides.
How do i make money user
Mason Allen
ya user, start playing strawdew valley and sell NFTs of your farm
Michael Young
Yeah, I've dealt with you cunts my whole life. You won't give me a fucking job or let me rent a fucking apartment because I can't get the fucking social cues right, but you'll tell me to "GET A JERB" when I'm hungry and desperate because you're such a vicious, cruel, sadistic prick that the only way you can get a boner is by punching down at someone you know has nothing.
I hope you die. You won't though. This world was made by and for you. I'll die, and you'll go coasting through life on easy mode like all the rest of the normies.
I hate this planet and I'm glad I'm leaving.
Leo Diaz
Why don't you just steal food?... Really easy to get away with. Wear a coat, put food in pockets, leave. Don't act like a nig on your way out. No one will suspect you and most employees don't give a shit
Carter Cook
>you'll tell me to "GET A JERB" when I'm hungry and desperate because you're such a vicious, cruel, sadistic prick that the only way you can get a boner is by punching down at someone you know has nothing.
No I say that because I have to get a job to earn my own living and you get paid for free for wishing death upon me, you get free housing, free utilities, free healthcare, free food, and you're whining that you don't get enough free shit earned from me earning money and the government taking my money I earned and giving it to you.
You have nothing? You've been given free shit your entire life. Free housing, free food, these are things everyone else has to work for and pay for themselves.
Carter Jackson
I live 45% below the poverty line, you ignorant asshole. I am destitute. I'm too poor to eat fucking dog food. I live in a tiny room with cockroaches and silverfish, do my laundry in the sink, and patch my clothes with duct tape because I can't afford to repair them.
Fuck you.
Camden Carter
>I live in a tiny room with cockroaches and silverfish
Yeah, and other people have to pay to rent a tiny room. No matter how much you're given for free you'll never be satisfied because you're only given the basic necessities to live and despite living for free, despite being healthy enough to whine on the computer about not being given enough free shit, despite owning a computer and internet and refusing to earn money in any way at all, you just complain that everyone else has more than you.
When you get told that people who have more than you have to work to earn it, you just call them assholes for explaining how they live outside of a free room with free utilities, free internet, a free computer, and given $720 a year to feed yourself, you lash out because you're too inept to try to earn money in any way.
Go apply to be a housekeeper. Spics who can't speak english can do it, why can't you? Blame the doctors who told you you were too autistic to provide for yourself in life, not me who pays for you to eat your entire life, live in a free room, use free internet, with free heating and air conditioning.
Evan Jones
A lack of accountability, discipline, and tenacity aren't traits of autism.
They're traits of shit emotional integrity.
Take responsibility and realize you don't deserve shit for simply existing. "Easy mode", everything that's allowed your continued existence has been because of others, and instead of trying to have any ounce of accountability in order to change your circumstances you leave your life in control of a government paycheck and "good will" of other people.
The real losers here are the American tax-payer, and those who "loved" you growing up who allowed you to adopt a victim complex.
Because if you apply for shit like that people question your motives and you don't get a job. I have experience of this. I'm not OP and not in the states, but it's the same all over.
Highly qualified in IT, degree, etc. Think I can get a job at the local bakery when times are bad? Can I hell. They know I'm just getting the job to tide me over and will hire someone who can't leave because they have no other skills.
Camden Allen
You stupid, ignorant asshole. I don't get "free" anything. I get neetbux 45% below the level of poverty, and then have to pay for everything myself. You fucking normies get everything just handed to you and then pop wood at the idea of torturing people who can't fight back.
You're why people open fire in a crowded restaurant, you ignorant normie sociopath.
Yeah, I don't know why I bothered posting here. You normie cucklords have been shitting up Any Forums for a decade now, elbowing us out the same way you elbow us out of everywhere else. Couldn't let us have our little corner, could you.
If you were just going to fucking torture us, why didn't you just fucking euthanize us?
Julian Peterson
>I don't get "free" anything. I get neetbux 45% below the level of poverty
Guess how much free money I get from the government? $0.
Guess how much food stamps I get from the government? $0.
I guess you are autistic if you don't understand being given neetbux is free money you didn't have to work for, given free housing you didn't have to work for, given free internet, free everything.
> fucking normies get everything just handed to you
No, we have to work 8+ hours a day to earn money. You just have to whine to the government who steals my paycheck I earned and gives enough to you to live for 30+ years.
Jeremiah Reed
If you've got a degree you can go to China to teach. It's good fun and there are schemes you can apply to. I'm not sure the borders are open with Covid etc at the moment though.
Owen Ross
I'm 32, I've been here since snacks-tan stole donations and tried to flee to mootxico.
is supposed to motivate you into realizing you have zero control of your own life. I'm not trying to torture you, I'm trying to tell you something you Dad obviously never bothered to tell you. You should be mad at him, not me or anyone else(If you have to be mad at someone).
Stop being a victim.
Xavier Walker
I'M STARVING TO DEATH, YOU MORON. I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE. Do you fucking GET IT? My health is so fucking poor now from a lifetime of poor diet that I need six fucking specialists and $1500 a month in fucking meds to keep me alive -- which the fucking government is happy to give me while I starve to death on $60 of food per month.
I exist just so people like you can get a boner.
Justin Perry
literally a bag of potatoes is the same price as a jar of peanut butter you dumb faggot.
Eggs too.
Noah Lee
So what will be your purpose in life when resources are no longer scarce? I mean, it's already happening. A lot of digital products are sold via artificial scarcity. Giving people an illusory sense of worth and value. Idk. The whole "I earned mine so fuck you" type of mentality seems untenable to me. And no I don't receive any income from the government. I have a job. But I think it's all nonsense. There's no virtue in labor.
Gabriel Brooks
My "dad" threw me into the street at 16 because I'M FUCKING AUTISTIC and HE couldn't fucking stand me either. Do you fucking GET IT? I'm AUTISTIC. NO ONE WILL TALK TO ME. NO ONE WILL HIRE ME. NO ONE WILL RENT TO ME. I don't look or sound like you fucking normies, so I am condemned to fucking DIE. I hate you stupid pricks so fucking much.
Parker Martin
>six fucking specialists and $1500 a month in fucking meds to keep me alive
You understand that everyone else needs to pay $1500 a year to get what you receive for free, right? That you're receiving $18,000 a year in free healthcare and still saying you don't get anything for free?
>I starve to death You heard of a food bank? You can just walk up and take food for free. You can't be starving, I sincerely doubt that. You're probably fat. Post a pic of your legs.
>I exist just so people like you can get a boner. Why don't you end your existence if you really think that way? Fuck, you people are so helpless.
>If you were just going to fucking torture us, why didn't you just fucking euthanize us?
Why don't you just kill yourself if you really think other people enjoy torturing you? Why do you need someone else to kill you if you want to die?
Your mentality is the entire world owes you free shit, even killing you for free. You could walk in front of a bus tomorrow and kill yourself but that's too much effort for a person like you. You need someone else to do the work for you.
Robert Martin
This. Sadly some people can't work. The US needs a proper welfare state. There used to be one in the UK.
Don't kill yourself man, even if you don't get a job, keep in contact with people and don't fall off people's radar. Keep trying and good luck man. It's difficult keeping confidence up when you hear "no" over and over.
Daniel King
>Why do you need someone else to kill you if you want to die? You know what? You're right. Thanks for the advice. I guess that's why I'm really here. I needed someone like you to push me to do what I need to do. Enjoy the boner.
