Vomit on carpet

>vomit on carpet
>don’t have anything to soak it up with, but I have cat litter
>get a scoop from the litter box (it’s mostly empty, no worries), pour it on
>results in muddy clumpy vomit litter, doesn’t even do much
>get oatmeal cause it’s good at soaking shit
>obviously doesnt fucking work
>try to vacuum it up, smear oatmeal vomit litter everywhere
>think i need something more powdery
>go to kitchen, grab onion powder
>doesn’t seem to absorb fluid
>now room smells like vomit, cat litter, and onion powder
>vacuum cleaner clogged from oatmeal and muddy vomit
>vomit still in carpet

do i just bite the bullet and rent a carpet cleaner? and am i mentally deficient?

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Holy shit you're retarded

You don't have a towel? or a paper towel? or toilet paper? or a sponge and water? You fucking imbecile

well yeah the first thing I did was scrap off the excess, more speaking about the leftover shit in the carpet

M8, start by getting some kind of "spatula," like a plastic tray you're throwing away. Scrape off the 80% on top so you have a more manageable mess

Pee is really good at dissolving proteins in vomit. Pee a little on it, wait till it dry.

my first thought was why doesn't this retard use a carpet cleaner? I bought one years ago for 100 dollars and it has more than paid for itself

stop being stupid and just go buy one from walmart, dont rent one

>and am i mentally deficient

At least you acknowledge it

Rent a rug doctor for like 30 bucks

>dont rent one
Shut the fuck up, dumbass.

They're literally 100$ you fucking inbred

I’m renting an apartment atm, moving out soon so buying one isn’t value cause I’d have to move it with me.

If you zoom in you can see the oatmeal

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No. They. Aren't.

Found the boomer. It isnt 1983 anymore, jackass.

Here you go you dumb inbreds, here's a carpet cleaner for ~84$ usd.

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Nice convenient crop faggot. What cheap piece of shit did you just search for?

That says 104, dumbass.

104$ cad is ~82$ usd retard, + here's another one for 95$ usd

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i'm getting a bissell from walmart that can use antibacterial soap. it's about 170 and the soap is like 25 per bottle.

>cad
Faggot confirmed, eh, there buddy?

oh and i'm using real dollars, not canadian. i'm getting the antibacterial pet carpet washer because i'm a germaphobe. i swear my nervous system can feel bacterial lifeforms and knows when there are none around me.

>I'm such a slob that I have to own a carpet cleaner

Ftfy

An ancestor of yours 10,000 years ago had the dexterity and intellect to properly dress and partition a woolly mammoth after being awake and tracking it for 62 hour, but you try to clean vomit out of a carpet with onion powder and used cat litter.

At this point, when the aliens eventually show up and gluttonously usher us onto their spaceships to be turned into food, I hope that they take me first. And I hope that the method they use to flense my meat from it's bones is excruciating painful to such a degree that it wipes my mind completely clear of whatever bullshittery is going down on your carpet right now. Get your shit together.