Why aren't you at work

Johnson im going to need those reports on my desk at 8 sharp

Nice. What's it like up there?

But I am at work.. At home :) Browsing Any Forums, getting paid to do it.

But user, I am ;)

I am at work

Wonderful. Had to work for all of it to get where I am at now. I well know how hard you guys got it now, kids going thru it and I do 4 them what I can.

Wrong line of business, I stock shelves in a grocery store and show the costumers where their desired items are.
I have something called a flexjob where I live, where I've gone through a bunch of internships and examinations by psychiatrists, that showed the local government how many hours I could reasonably work.
So I work 9 hours a week and get a salary that is comparable to a normal person having a full time job.
I rather enjoy my job, it's simple and socially stimulating.

I don't know man, sounds a little fake, not to mention gay.

Got fired for telling my boss he could go fuck himself and I couldve fucked his wife because he was impotent and a dickhead

>I do 4 them what I can
Good man. I'm just the investor here, can't say I know hard labor.
Did try for contractor work but the boss never called back so what do you do? I learned my own way.

Wow, I hope you have a serious enough psychological disorder to justify that because 9hrs a week is nothing.

because i starts at 5 am this morning and we got off early today cause its friday

Been there done that back in 2012. Female supervisor had a grudge against me because I wouldn't take her condescending attitude, so eventually I just told her to go fuck her, lube her dry ass pussy up, and shave her moustache.

In 2009 I worked in a shitty call center for Priceline.com. They basically had no restrictions or firewalls on the computers we were using so one guy would be browsing Any Forums nonstop during his shift. One day, either he left it up or someone may have accidently clicked on the website from the history, but the point is some rando employee ended up on Any Forums on a company pc. You could imagine the uproar management made when they saw all the porn/lol/traps on their computers. Everyone knew who it was right off the bat, so they took they guy into the office to fire him. After a while, they let him out and he kept working like nothing. Long story short, we didnt have assigned computers so we would use a different pc everyday. He argued that since Any Forums was on every computer's history, they couldnt pinpoint that he was the one looking at the page. As far as I know, he kept working there for a while even after this incident.

As a side note, when people called in to the call center to book a reservation, we literally used the same website that was available to the general public, so you were essentially paying us a fee to do the same thing you could have done from your house for free.

so what do you do?
When I worked, was supervisor visiting construction sites checking on contractors.

What I do for kids? Slip them money when they need it and sometimes when they don't.

I just finished my shift.

I've got autism and ADD, the autism makes me very sensitive to all sensory input which is exhausting and the ADD impairs my work memory to a point where if you give me a list of tasks to do that exceeds more than 4 items, I'll start forgetting the start of the list. Aside from that my ADD also affects the reward center in my brain so it functions at a much lower capacity, which means that it takes a lot more mental effort for me to even get started on a task, any task.
I've done nothing to cheat my way into the position I am and I did everything in my power to figure out how to be able to contribute to society because I had the urge to do so. If I didn't have that I could just as well have asked for an early retirement based on my disabilities and gotten a living for doing nothing.
I didn't want to do that.

because its 3am and the middle of my weekend.

da jooz

I am.

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because I hate the antichrist

Because my work day ends at 17:00, and my local time is 17:28.

>so what do you do?
I kind of meant that like "it is what it is."
Supervisor though, that's great. I bet that required schooling.

Halløj, which European country are you from?

I decided not to sign up to be a Covid tracer because Covid seems like a transparently obvious lie and the job description said it was to learn about structural racism, indicating a kinda communism sorta thing with Covid just being an excuse