How to make sure my gf won't get fat after we marry?

How to make sure my gf won't get fat after we marry?

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Convince her that regular excercise = wellbeing
Or just plan for divorce early on, always be ready for the worst

Married user here. Unfortunately, this is what youre going to have to do. She has to know that your love is conditional. You don't say this verbally or anything, she just has to get it in her head that love is conditional. That if she doesn't stay in shape then you might be looking elsewhere and could get pussy elsewhere. It means you have to remain a hot commodity yourself and that she has to know you've got standards. How that works for you is up to you, but my wife 34 yo gym bunny that I've been with for 10 years and looks after herself because it matters.

If it sounds like bad manipulation, well there is another layer to this. Women find unconditional love unsexy and unattractive. It makes you come across as our of options and not the best she can do. It's all subconscious. women want a man that can get women. Never listen to what women say they want, they don't know.

Slip amphetamines into her morning coffee

Don't fucking marry her. Simple as.

>Never listen to what women say they want, they don't know.

Keep these words in your head and you'll never go wrong.

Once you live together, you both get fat. Its called nesting. Thats why dads usually are tubby just like the new moms. You sit around with a horny woman who wants to eat and have sex for 9 months.

women love men that are desired by other women, women are way more competitive than men. From the size of their dollhouse, to the size of their tits and onto the size of the diamond on their engagement ring they are always trying to 1 up each other.

If you as the husband stay fit, then she’ll stay fit. No way a wife is gonna let herself be “the fat one”. Unless she’s already a fatass idk

prenup -- 20 lbs max excluding child birth. Goes both ways in mine.

Prenup that shit lmao

What difference does it make? Men don't marry a woman for sex. They marry them for children.

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Look at her mom. If she's fat, your girlfriend will end up that way too. Simple but true.

by not getting married. Don't throw you life away by metaphorically chopping your balls off and giving them to her

uhm ok wow u people are fucking literal shallow garbage. Act like 99% of men become fat ugly slobs or skinny fat weird looking aliens. Like dude, women are more prone to gain weight, its just a fact. It doesn't take a lot to gain weight especially considering how everyone wants us to have le tiny upper body muscles. I am skinny and work out every day, have been for years, but the reality is if I have a baby, get chubby or anything like a large majority do, i am glad that I'll have my bf who genuinely loves me for me. The fact he wouldn't mind if im chubby or even tubby and loves me for me, not my little boobs or anything, is one of the reasons I push so hard to look nice for him. He has zero expectation in a world where we all see each other as perceived values like dollar signs floating above your head based on how fun, attractive, rich, etc u are. He sees it and doesn't want to make the same mistakes a lot of people have before. We dont really like judgement without great cause. Either way, he's got traditional Mexican values and hes a cutie. Macho guy but smart and taller than meeee o;

like fr say some retarded shit like that to me, im leaving you and i'd make sure any gf u find after knows how u feel. Nig u better be fit as fuck and have money. Tell me about your body. your some skinny fag or some gross fattass. Like fr. shut up.im 5'4 but I'd kick ur head in

fucking tell her you'll leave her if she gets fat. its immoral to lie. You dont love her, you see her as a W O M A N some fuck ass tool for you u autist. No one loved you and its why you dont have proper empathy now. Go back to beating ur meat in socks or buy a sex dolls they were made for u

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*act like 99% of men dont become

Men get ugly as fuck ngl and many have shit taste in clothing so its not like you have any redeeming qualities OP

Give her an eating disorder

Don't get married. Failing that, just tell her if she gets fat she can hit the road. You should have set these boundaries before you asked her to marry you. If you didn't, you're a fucking idiot.

Based.

Stay fit yourself.
If the bitch packs on the pounds, start riding elsewheremv4xk

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Look at the bitch's mother. If she is fat, that is the level your chick is going to hit. I don't care what she says or how slim she is. If momma fat daughter gonna be fat.

My wife's mom looked fuckable until around 70. My wife is 38 looking fine as fuck

Literally every mom is fat

This guy knows. Been with my now wife for 12 years married 5. "We" convinced her that she needs to stay in shape with "positive reinforcement" and we have had countless micro arguments about diet and calories. Its all about how you frame it. "Stick to your commitment" "anything you've ever put your mind to, you've done!" Shit like that.

Women are really good at eating crackers and laying infront of a television so you gotta counter that shit somehow. It really is all in creativity and subtlety.

uhm no ur not. Also I literally went to the virginia military institute and ill knife u in an alley

itss hard to have a super healthy baby without getting atleast a little bit chub