Ask a 35 year old virgin anything
Ask a 35 year old virgin anything
Jack Cooper
Colton Cooper
Why do you continue to draw breath?
Jordan Jackson
Mainly brainstem activity
Jace Long
Kill yourself
Daniel Mitchell
Have you tried rape?
Matthew James
you shoot fireballs yet?
Jace Sanchez
No.
Yes. What's currently happening in Ukraine is mostly me.
Tyler Peterson
Have you had sex?
Gabriel Hall
That's a bit of a personal question.
Dominic Howard
bump
Charles Phillips
Do you practice any martial arts?
Asher Cooper
Not anymore. Been doing BJJ for a while in my late 20s.
Anthony Flores
bump
Austin Miller
Do you remember if those Ninja Turtle hHostess pies had green filling, or was that just the Nelson Mandela effect?
Alexander Thompson
Do you have faith that you won't die a virgin?
Wyatt Jackson
Didn't grow up in the US so no idea.
Josiah Thomas
In my 20s, I was hopeful. Not anymore, there is something seriously wrong with me.
Connor Cox
What is the last book you read?
Isaiah Hernandez
>Ask a 35 year old virgin anything
What is your major malfunction?
Brayden Jackson
The Fall of The University of Cape Town by David Benatar.
I'm dull and boring.
Isaac Davis
>The Fall of The University of Cape Town
Are you South Effrikan? I love SA
>I'm dull and boring.
It has got to be more than that, user
Jonathan Rivera
Do you masturbate daily with your hand? If so don't bother your dick will not get used to pussy anymore
Kayden Lewis
>Are you South Effrikan? I love SA
German living in the US.
>It has got to be more than that, user
Just a bad personality. No charm, no wit, no humour.
Matthew Ortiz
why have you not necked yourself dumb nigger
James Brooks
are you circumcised
Owen Wood
no