>Be me
>Be Russian tank
>Use glorious autoloader to make myself smaller than fat burger capitalist pig tank
>Put autoloader right below the turret
>It uses a carousel that stores the shells there
>Laugh in borsch because nobody could hit me in the hypothetical full-scale war that never happened
>Fast forward to today
>Ukraine invasion
>Use tanks with glorious autoloader
>Ukraine receives weapon shipments from NATO countries
>Ukraine now has smart weapons with targeting systems
>Even a complete retard can now fire a missile that is going to hit my precious Stalinium shell
>My tiny size has become useless
>Missile strikes my turret or detonates closely to it, I don't know, my crew is a bunch of 17 year old retards that have been trained on CS:GO
>All the shells stored underneath my turret detonate
>My turret gets blown off and the detonation kills my crew
>mfw
Be me
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Dumbest shit I've ever read. Fuck off faggot
kek
Why don't you love your T90-Chan, user?
Nice
Mfw
fucking kek
Fuck are they gonna send back to the parents?
>muh vahgina-roller popped again
+LEFT TESTICLE+
> (OP)
>Dumbest shit I've ever read. Fuck off faggot
Yeah, but he's right.
Russian tanks are death traps.
Putin is off his rocker and no country knows quite how to react.
They all hope the Libertarians in Russia or somebody will cart him away to a nice quiet place.
>Putin is off his rocker and no country knows quite how to react.
Post-covid mental issues
+LOWER BACK ZAPPER+
Conservitards hate truth. It burns them like fire.
+RIGHT FOOT ZAPPER+
Reddit spacing checks out.
>old people are mentally unwell
>put grandpa in charge of the nuke codes
70% approval rating DURING an invasion. NATO scared to tip toe too loudly near them. LoL Putin is da MAN
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Lmao they abandoned 41 tanks so far.
Guess we know why.
"70%"
russian state media reporting positive news for Putin? bullshit.