I just took a huge shit but there was a nut when I wiped my ass, like a whole nut!

I just took a huge shit but there was a nut when I wiped my ass, like a whole nut!
I'm completely against food waste so I washed it under the tap and ate it.. Infact it tasted better the second time around.
So I did my bit for humanity, what did you do today, loser?

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? It's food and I'm not about to waste it faggot

you sound like a resourceful man.

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Exactly. I cleaned it and it tasted better than I first ate it!

I threw away an entire container of nuts because I left the lid off for an hour and they might have gotten contaminated.

Uh oh looks like OP has to repeat his process 100 times to cancel that out

You made me laugh on this fine day, fren

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Your digestive enzymes made is good. Like the tree cat poop coffee beans.

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It was the value size, I doubt there are only 100 nuts in there.

I wonder if it was soft and squishy like boiled nuts or stayed hard like a baked nut.

sauce

The Fly 2

I bet you don't eat food if it's been left for a few hours faggot.

Baked nut so it was nice and firm but tastes even better

The real roasted nut
Super tasty

I do it all the time #feelsgoodman

In India we call this breakfast. Loads of extra flavour but we don't wash it... it loses all that good flavour

Is this what everyone means when they say activate almonds?

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Is probably what the asians use as cashew nuts in their cooking, gives it awesome flavour

you probably wouldn’t even get a decent infection if it was covered in shit.