Bros I crush and snorted an aspirine with a straw yesterday because I have no drugs

Bros I crush and snorted an aspirine with a straw yesterday because I have no drugs.
It was very rough on my nose and almost didn't get me high,
What do you think and what could can happened to me anons?

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I've never heard of anyone surviving that. You must have done very very little.

I snorted almost 1 crush pill while I was drinking vodka, beers and smoking cigarettes (marlboro) I couldn't finish the last lines because my nose was very constipated and fuck up.
You are joking with the diying because of that right user?

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DO NOT SNORT PRESCRIPTION DRUGS
THEY DO NOT PROPERLY METABOLIZE
FASTER BULK SHOCKS CIRCULATORY
THINNERS NEEDS TO SPREAD EVENLY
ADD MAGNESIUM AND YOU STRAIGHT.

listen to this shit
you don't want scar tissue sinus
random waterfalls of snot
grow a beard lol

Update bros:
I start to bleed from my nose and my lungs and nose hurt me, this are my final moments bros?

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I heard you get a good buzz snorting Alka-Seltzer.

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Source?

Go to hospital, fag
You're about to have a stroke

How so you know user, my head doesn't hurt

You'll be fine, user, it doesn't matter. None of this matters. Lay back and relax...

RIP, OP.

That's what happens before you have a stroke you idiot. Call a paramedic before you pass out

Ok thanks user, I am feeling sleepy and I stop bleeding from my nose :)

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I know, user. I wish I could go with you. You're a good boy.

Don't sleep, mate... you're about to have a stroke if you do... call the paramedics and tell them the exactly quantity that you snorted

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Last time I saw a thread like this the OP bought a bag of bitter almonds and had been eating them like regular almonds because he didn't know they were poisonous. He went through like half the bag and then made a thread about it instead of calling poison control. He didn't want to end up in debt from calling ambulance so he decided to lay down and die instead. That or it was a well thought out hoax.

Why the fuck would you think aspirin would get you high to begin with?

Not op, but when I was a kid someone said it would make your face numb like cocaine. I figured it was like the bananas and sprite thing.

I don't know some friends tall.me.that I could do that and I did it, coke is hard and expensive to find :(
I wish I where Bowie's little brother and grow up with him in his band