Blowjob thread
Are bjs better than sex?
Blowjob thread
Jaxon Rivera
Kayden Moore
I would need to actually have sex to respond to this user
Michael Watson
If she knows what she's doing, then yes. If she doesn't, then no.
Jose Perez
>This
Nolan Long
99% of chicks can not suck a dick to save their life, unless you find the needle in a haystack that can suck your cum out of your balls then it usually isn't that great. At least sex is always pleasurable.
Isaiah Edwards
Its basically lazy sex. Getting a blowjob is just the girl doing all the work.
Henry Thompson
Xavier Flores
The first girl I was with was amazing at it. I broke up with her later for stupid reasons, thinking that other chicks knew how to hoover. Have yet to find one that can suck one even close to as good as she did. Don't get greedy, boys. Find one that can hoover and love her forever.
Landon Jackson
My ex was a world class cocksucker, but her bullshit wasn't worth it.
My wife is constantly improving, but I still wake up from sex dreams of the ex sucking me.
Luke Wilson
And sometimes that's exactly what the doctor orders and requires.
Kayden James
John Diaz
She used to suck me until I popped...and then kept going until I popped a second time. GOD DAMN I MISS THOSE DAYS
Cooper Powell
Better no, but sex without a blowjob is not complete. but as said here, it's a fucking miracle to find a good cocksucker, not to mention chicks that are against blowjobs.
Ethan Reyes
Holy fuck if this isn't the truest shit I've read on here, idk what is. Every woman who's willing to give head ALWAYS thinks they're fucking amazing at it.
PSA: If a woman tells you she gives great head, take that with a grain of salt. Until you actually experience it.
I've hooked up with more women than I'm willing to admit (i have low standards) and I cannot fucking tell you how many of them fuckin hype up their BJ skills like they have superpowers, but just one, and it's giving head. So I'm thinking I'm gonna get that sloppy, gluck gluck 9000, incorporate the double hand twisty, I'm gonna need a bit to just lay there and contemplate existence because of how hard I just came type of BJ. AND THEN, it's time and it's the most boring and disappointing bj ever. Like that stupid ass, only puts the head or maybe goes to where she starttssss to gag and then immediately pulls off, swallows any saliva that accumulates in her mouth, slow as fuck bj. And at the same time, she looks into your eyes looking for some "OH FUCK THAT'S SO GOOD" type of expression so ya gotta fake it. Like two min in and I gotta pretend and say some shit like "Oh, fuck, you're so hot, I need to fuck you now" just to get the depressing BJ to stop otherwise I'm about to go soft.
So many women will make jokes about dude's lying about having a big dick or saying they're good at sex when they're not or you can't make me cum. Yet never admit that they all think they give good head, "i fake so many orgasms, he could never make me cum", I'll tell you hwat, you could suck that man's dick all day and he's not gonna cum.
Jackson Williams
Justin Phillips
She sucks pretty good
Aiden Martinez
Current gf gives head like she invented it. Best head I've ever had in my entire life and I've been with quite a few women. Sucks the soul out of my cock on the regular. I thought I had good head before her but nope.
Nathaniel Scott
Same. My ex could suck my dick like a pornstar for an hour straight. Can even deepthroat me. She was a virgin before me though, just really dedicated.
While my current one has very small lips and can barely suck half my dong. I'm ashamed to say I jack off to my ex more than her because of this. I broke up with mt ex to have her replaced with this. Really find a girl who'll worship your cock and never let her go :(
Oliver Allen
>Are bjs better than sex?
Get one and give a full report. Cuck.
Oliver Cruz
>My ex could suck my dick like a pornstar for an hour straight.
Same. Miss that girl. Broke up over a stupid misunderstanding. Mucho regrets.
Leo Reed
Mexican horn blower
John Morris
Same. Except I'm married now so my last bj was years ago.
Never get married. They will stop putting effort. They all do.
Ryder Ward
She got a nice mustachio
Nathaniel Jones
No sex is better but if you need a quickie then a BJ is next best thing
Jaxson Parker
>I'm married now so my last bj was years ago
It takes quite a lot to make me laugh out loud but you get the idea. No mockery intended.
Jackson Ortiz
Cut her some slack, it is after 5 PM
Tyler Nguyen
Married vs single life
Would you rather jack off to porn every night by yourself or remain single?