Guys I need 20£ fast, if I won’t have it by noon tomorrow (Friday), I will become homeless...

Guys I need 20£ fast, if I won’t have it by noon tomorrow (Friday), I will become homeless. I don’t have anything to sell, I’m broke, any suggestions?

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mailing you a check right now don't worry i am here for you user!

Blow some dudes or fuck them for money.

fap off some old dudes ezpz

Can you buy cardboard for 0.29?
Use for your knees when you doing the job in the dark back alley

This. Stop being a mooch on the internet.

Get yourself in some homosexual hookup apps and arrange something. I’m sure there’s a few big lads around who’d happily give you a few notes to turn your rectum inside out.

Sell a kidney. Look down back of sofa. Kidnap a small child. Make and sell snuff porn. Be creative Op. We believe in you.

>20£
No one in the UK writes it like that fuck off.

20 years ago you could be excused for bumming 20 from a stranger.
Now, you've got to get on grindr and, well, get bummed for 20 from a stranger.

swallow your pride, and maybe a little more.

Succ 2 dicks for a tenner each.

how the fuck is 20 quid going to prevent you from being homeless?

Quid

You're not from the uk lol, I bet you didn't even see that ludicrous display last night.

And the worst part is I didn't even burn in hell. It was a delusion. Like I was telling the police in my head.

Suck 20 dicks for a quid a piece

What the fuck is "20£".
Fuck off back to your own country.

Capcha: Gipsy

Go suck some cocks for 10 dollars each one, you lazy faggot

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you know it's probably pretty easy to figure out the rest of this card

They tried to walk it in. Nutters.

Just stop, please....

>Homeless

>20 dollars

You live in a borrowed cardboard box? How can homelessness be solved with 20 bucks?

No

Dmitry WHO

FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU RUSSIAN SPY

>owns a phone
SCAM ALERT!!

what happened last night?