Nuclear launch detected

Nuclear launch detected
>The missiles will reach their targets in 20 minutes
>If you have any unfinished business, now is the time
What do you do?

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I would fuck the wife 10 times before the cleansing flames

Dig out my assless chaps, crossbow, and fire up the dune buggy. We going Mad Max up in this bitch!

"Just walk away..."

10 Strokes maybe...

>rape

If there is a chance to survive:
1. I would get dressed. I tend to run around naked here.
2. I would shut down my PC. There's stuff on it.
3. I would go outside and wait for it to happen. There's not much you can do anyway.

Here you go user

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Hold my daughter and try to make her smile through it until the end. Maybe play peekaboo so she closes her eyes and doesn't see it coming.

I scan for the Ghosts and kill them with my Vultures.

Tand naked in the middle of the street with a frozen Goodfellas Pizza

shit, piss and cum all at the same time

I'd do the thing we learned here.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away from the blast.

Wholesome

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>Leave bedroom to hug family and say goodbye
>"Oh hey look who decided to finally leave his room!"
>Go back to bedroom and wait for the end

I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere so I guess Ill just drink a beer and wait for the nuclear apocalypse

>My death depends on the reliability and maintenance of Soviet high technology from the 1960s-70s
I'd put more money into my retirement savings.

tbh, probably just post in one of the end of the world threads on Any Forums

I thought the same thing living in North Dakota but apparently I'm going to be vaporized 20 times over. Damn.

Take the lawn chair up to the roof with my beers and binoculars. Should be quite a show.

captcha: VAXPO

Chill out and wait, I live in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Take that urbanfags.

I think I'd rather take a direct hit than play irl fallout