I'm going to a work BBQ tomorrow. what can I talk about with people

I'm going to a work BBQ tomorrow. what can I talk about with people

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niggers and kikes

How much you don't want to be there.

whatever they're already talking about, otherwise undertake a productive role, show yourself to everyone and have a meaningless chat about the weather then leave or clean-up
it's hard to focus on the person being helpful

Read up on the Federal Reserve.

POOR LITTLE AFRICAN NIGGER MAN!
>WE GOTS TA HELP DEM!
>punches table
>MMM!
>face palms
>shakes head
DAAAAAYUM!

You can talk about how BBQ is a type of food, not the name of an event or cooking device.

the weather is good one

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Beer

Last company party I went to was when they closed down a water park, and I took my bubble butt girlfriend and her twin sister. Lots of young girls in bikinis

Bob Ross kicks ass

Make sure everyone is well aware what your feelings are regarding the antichrist.

How tight Linda from accounting's pussy is.
How many teenage dudes you've spotted Dan from marketing with at the mall
Openly wonder and opine about whose drugs you found in the break room that one time.
The rising price of street prostitutes.
Whether anyone else has worms in their poop or just you.

Hey don't talk about me. You don't even know me

Damn, first line had me spitting out chips.

Discuss this image, tell random people that it arouses you.

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I found drugs in the break room once. I found them in my pocket

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!

I bet the room they're in stinks

>worms in your poop
It's time you stopped letting your dog fuck you.

just go round eyeballing everyone and then sit in the corner and do nothing for the rest of the evening
... people will be talking about you for weeks