Prove your alpha
Prove your alpha
Adam King
Benjamin James
alpha here
Carter Diaz
I stubbed my toe (while watering my spice garden), and I only cried for 10 minutes.
Wyatt Roberts
Ligma male reporting in
Xavier Roberts
I played street fighter alpha, once.
Jose Long
I don't have to prove shit to you.
Elijah Reyes
Prove your alpha WHAT?
Jace Richardson
you seem to be missing a word
Benjamin Barnes
I'm covid positive and already drunk.
Watched porn and work in the meantime.
126€ food in my fridge.
feeling alive and kickin.
Angel Watson
You are indeed an unstable, unfinished, immature, feature lacking product that should not have ever seen the outside of your mother's womb
Sebastian Nelson
Carson Allen
I died young as inevitably a younger,faster stronger specimen was coming up behind me
Brayden Collins
Damn thats pretty alpha ngl
Ryan Evans
I never leave a five star review on user eats.
Cooper Ortiz
Do you ever look in the mirror and wonder why nobody likes you? It's probably your lack of character and original thought. Espoused with unoriginallity and saturated in nihilistic mediocrity.your existence is paramount in the eyes of no one thus you are but a blink, blank slate, devoid of interest and so generic and consistently average it comes close to being laughable.
Julian James
I'm not alpha. I simply wasn't born with the genetics. I do wish I was because it would be nice to feel the sensations of manhood: like a woman screaming your name or feeling he legs shake uncontrollably from the orgasm only a well endowed man can provide.
Joshua Thompson
Carter Phillips
I can wield a katana like no other. I am the true alpha.
Liam Russell
and here's the meme version
original by me, kekd gogl first
Jonathan Ross
his penis dont retract (that means that his prostate is busted, mebbe4leif!)
Joseph Wood
thank me so much for this
Joseph Thomas
Sugma male here.
Daniel Bailey
No, I'm fucking fabulous.
But honestly, it was a joke, not a dick.
Don't take it too hard...
Blake Bennett
if you use norse language on your SwiftKey you get 3 more buttons, also change theme and check all settings b4 use (all of them)