What weapon in your house would you use to fight a robot?

What weapon in your house would you use to fight a robot?

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a bucket of salty water.

Electrical cord with the end cut off.

Bzzzzt. Done.

A running water hose, hoping that that thing is not waterproof

I've got a pretty big sledgehammer in the garage

Magnus, Robot Fighter

A flamethrower
Circuitry, motors, wiring, batteries, everything there is weak to heat

Why do you have a flamethrower in your house?

To get rid of weed and start barbecues

melted butter and corn syrup.

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Anti-robot javelin missiles.

Ninja sword is working well for that guy.
My choice would be a taser, I guess.

Don't need one. Assuming it's pseudo sentient-

Just say "hey robot, I'm telling you a lie right now"

Boom. Done.

Water

muh dick
robot won't be such hot shit when I'm raping the fuck out of it

What kind of robot? I'd just shoot it.

Can I befriend and perhaps fuck the robot instead

60,000 moebots controlled by a distributed neural net.

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A propane torch. Circuits, servos and such are not very heat tolerant.

gas axe