Dubs decide what I do.
Dubs decide what I do
Bake a pie
what the fuck
poke testicle with needle
Remove testicle
looks like you've already mad the fucking decision for yourself, pal. fuuuuuuuuck...
smear peanut butter on your ballbag
Go to sleep
That actually sounds yummy. What kind?
Play Barbie horse adventure
Just stop this madness. Get off this site and go for a walk or something
masturbate and see if there's blood in your cum
Crossdress
It's fucking midnight I ain't walking at this hour
sharpie in pooper
hydraulic press
Walk outside
CHOP BALLS OFF COMPLETELY
winner
you stupid fucking idiot kill yourself
WINRAR
>tfw this motherfucker has to walk outside: naked, burdizzo'ed, with a sharpie up his ass
As you wish
Walk outside.
Okay one sec.
Grab onto your gross purple sack and squeeze 13 times in a row while screaming the name of your mother over and over again.
Afterwards go cry yourself to sleep.
free your balls and sleep:)
If they're that colour you've already lost them, so why bother with the thread?
Do this I guess
STAB BALLS WITH BREADKNIFE
>literal shit in his asscrack
bro inject air into your veins next
make yourself bleed
call your mom in your Any Forums point of views, say tiananmen square didnt happen and the holocaust isnt a real thing just propaganda
In front of my garage
How long until I lose them do you think?
Dude i hate it when I get blueballs. I was walking around boisten the adda day and i had these 2 asian dudes suchin on my coch. I go "Hey woah, douchebag! Watch it pal, Youre on thin ice dude. Im not that concerned with you, but your friend here might just be enjoying it a little too much." He goes :"Hey asshole! Im Union! Local 168-C!" SO im walkin around; couple of straight chinky winky little gooks on my balls and cocky, and they just keep suchin and suchin. Theyre still goin to this day.
throw a dodge ball trough a window (or huge rock that works too)
How long have they been that color?
20 minutes
Since the asian dudes started suchin on my teeny little cocky and booboos. It hurts mane.
Finally free. I couldn't take the pain any more.
squirt the nearest bottle of ketchup all over your balls
Literally don't keep ketchup in my house. But if you show a picture with "(you)" as proof. Your next wish is free (no guro though)
Huh, hope you didn't want to have kids. You won't lose your balls, but you've no doubt caused lasting damage
cut your balls off
do an orchiectomy
reroll