Fatcel here, how do i get laid while fat?

fatcel here, how do i get laid while fat?

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Diet and exercise fattie.

Or…..you dig the game on bigger women, little less than you, little more maybe. Works out well. Good luck user

it hurts to walk, i have a foot injury.

Rent-a-whore

has to be another way

Ask your mom to help you out

kill self, be on ground dead, got laid

cringe

Find a fat woman.

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Honestly? Just literally be nice lol
It is genuinely that easy. If you're a genuinely nice person, girls will be all over you, you just have to get to know them first, which is a downside.

FUCKIN BASED

If you've got game, some money, you're clean and dress reasonably well you'll be fine. Fatfag here, I didn't pull 10's but I easily pulled well out of league. Just don't be a dirty poor faggot, smile, say some funny shit. Women are not difficult, seriously.

Get put on diet pills (30-70mg of VyVanse per day), eat a ~200 calorie lunch and a ~400 calorie dinner. Use the stairs and not the elevator. Problem solved.

1. Be rich
2. Fuck fat chicks
3. Get skinny
Pick one

First step: Get laid.
I'll give you that advice for free.

I mean you also have to shower and dress nicely of course, but like everyone in here saying "just be rich" or some other variation of "just be a completely different person in a completely different scenario" is larping. Be nice, try to be funny, and you WILL inevitably get pussy. If you're an asshole, you can even just pretend to be nice, but often I feel that it's harder to pretend than it is to just be a nice person. 90% of women that are 7-8s or below set the bar at "be a decent person". It's not that hard, it just takes minimal effort.

4. Be gay

Exercise is actually a pretty inefficient way to lose weight(although still a good thing for general health). You literally just need to eat less.

just get fatter, fuck it

you literally have to get a bbc installed or it's no-go. just gotta compete

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yeah and if you do this, you'll end up with skinny-fat.
that shit takes years to correct.

Literally just talk to as many girls as possible, one will fuck you out of desperation

just sell drugs man. it's not hard to do and it's not expensive to begin. do drugs yourself and invite some hot girl customer to do them with you. you are probably smart enough to not show her illegal dog porn on the first day and scare her away. she will bring a friend at some point. soon you have a few hot girls over every weekend and you have any number of customers hitting them up and you just sell to guys they know so you don't risk your neck. it's a lot easier than going to a gym and I think everyone is happier in the end. you have a whole community under you then