>"Hope you're enjoying open mic night, our next comic is someone called... user!"
How do you open?
"Hope you're enjoying open mic night, our next comic is someone called... user!"
Jacob Walker
Chase Bailey
"What is the DEAL with airline food, amirite!?"
Xavier Miller
.>"I know what to do"
>*leaves*
Anthony Roberts
>uuuhh... why did 7 8 9?
Nolan Baker
>Just flew in from Pittsburgh...and boy are my arms tired! Yuk yuk yuk.
Nathan Jones
How about those niggers huh
Evan Wright
>I lost a bet and am up here despite my egregious fears of social interaction and public speaking. Please don't laugh.
Camden Perry
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
Why was 5 afraid of 6?
Because 6 was a nigger!
Matthew Morales
>Slava Ukraini.
Ian Baker
So what's the deal with niggers?
Jose White
Jackson Wood
idk, my bff jill
Christian Diaz
Yo baby... gots a shrunken head...
Henry King
>I guess people typically start these with a question.....You sir, you like to hunt? Me, too.
>There was this one time I hunted an elephant in my pajamas...How it got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Camden Wright
What's the deal with braille on signs? Blind people will never know it's there and if they're asking you where the bathroom is are you really gonna be that dick head and say READ THE FUCKING SIGN.
Lincoln Taylor
>"Kn-kn-knock kn-knock..."
>"Who's there?"
>"Y-you too."
Owen Clark
>It's actually pronounced ænon, but 5 stars for trying
Dylan Lee
*thunderous laughing and applause*
actually laughed
Blake Allen
How about them niggers? Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Owen Morris
>How do you get a nun pregnant?
>Have the altar boy shit out the priest's cum into her cunt hole!
Wow, what a terrific audience.
Nathaniel Foster
>"hey everybody, i'm so happy to be here. I just flew in and boy are my arms tired!"
>crickets