I wipe my ass using a sponge instead of toilet paper

I wipe my ass using a sponge instead of toilet paper

AMA

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I use my hand
For real

right or left

I piss in the sink

to save water?

I wipe my ass using my piss like some sort of reach around hot piss bidet

enjoy having to replace your p-trap

do you.... keep the sponge?

I just shower every time I shit, haven't wiped in years.

Hi Ryan!

or do you flush the sponge?

wat

No, I like the way it makes my apartment smell

...why not just get a bidet?

Too lazy, I already shower every day, might as well make it one trip.

I've trained my dog to lick my ass clean every time I shit

I wash myself with a sponge on a stick. (Simpsons)

>t. brainlet tradefag
ngmi

>current year
>not wiping with puppies
>shameful

Will you be my girlfriend

My wife wipes my ass

Rinse it in Clorox, it'll buff right out.

I use it for about one to two months. This is what it looks like after a month of usage.

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I’m a guy, I have a fat cock though