Choose wisely, Any Forums

Even putting the memes aside, A and B don't seem all that great. I'd still choose C.

Fuck it's really hard to pick between A and C
Fuck it, C it is.

Le le isn't le funny

Yes, C of course

coomer here, b

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What if I already have a nine inch penis? And is it just for sex? Or can I cuddle and maybe take her out on a date?
Pic unrelated.

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B sucks. Two years of fun followed by a lifetime of disappointment. A has a similar problem, but at least games can be fun to replay. Goat Tower is the obvious choice.

C and it isnt even a question. I have no video game of my dreams and a wet hole is a wet hole

So wait I only get the 9 inch dick for 2 years or I can only fuck my waifu for 2 years?

I know and neither is the goat tower meme

I'm gonna have to take the goatpill and go with C.

how big would be my dick as a goat? this is pretty important

C is the coomer option.

>the videogame of your dreams will be made
But it already exists, and it's called DS2

i choose b and then neck, seems perfect

wait what happens after 2 years? do I go back to being a virgin? do the anime and vidya girls still exist? what happens if I fuck cleopatra? what happens if I fuck Aphrodite or Ishtar or Izanami?

>C

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long and thin

>soijack posters hate C
that's how you know it's good

C)

A because I don't want my cock to get smaller.

This

C. I must acquire the forbidden knowledge

> C

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A.
I hate goats.

If I pick B can I still be a goat?

B if the 9 inch dick is permanent

I'm a gamedev making the game of my dreams so I choose B.

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C.
He tells you how to perma-unlock B, among other things.

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Doesn't change your penis
You have the option to fuck any and every woman, fiction or not
The fucking implies that you do get to take them out on a date, but you don't dictate their free will to make them your personal piggy bank or sex slave

>already have a 9.5 inch dick
>don't like women
A) I guess. Unless C)'s secret is OP

>DUUUUDE C is so wacky and random! I’m so glad Any Forums can make quality OC like the old days! We are community again with wacky memes like this !

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OH MY HECKIN GOSH THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE MY NARWHAL BACON MEME! DOES THE GOAT TOWER, FELLOW REDDITORS?

EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

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a) VTMB by old troika with bigger budget and 3 years timelimit

There's probably some prime goat pussy in that tower...

B

Holy seething. Talk about butthurt.

>this butthurt about C Chads
lmao

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So for option B, can I pick an anthro girl? If so, I'd have to think about it. If not, option C so i can jack off with my new goat dick.

>IS THAT A HECKIN Any Forums MEME? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME SOIJAKMAN

Based /qa/ refugees, lol.

Shadowrun game by old Troika with bigger budget and 3 years timelimit

>pick C
>Have all the secrets of the universe AND make wojaktards seethe
too good to be real

I'm choosing B then. Any sort of connection is better than being a stupid goat, or some vidcon.

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>A
Reddit
>B
Nu-Any Forums
>C
Patrician's choice

B) (fuck two years, i chose forver eternity)

Dude read it again, you could fuck every furry girl who ever existed. But think about what you could accomplish with access to the goat tower's secrets.

As tempting as B is, I must learn the secrets of the Goat Tower from the Elder Goat, so I may one day become the GGOAT (greatest goat of all time).
C.

Goat, how is this even a choice?

lurk moar

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>Forever

Slowfix

idk bro, it's tough for sure. maybe goat tower let's me learn how to turn people into beautiful anthro goats? now that'd be something

B.
Don't give a shit if it ends after 2 years, having literally any woman for two straight years including FICTIONAL women is too good to pass up.

I've lived without sex so far, but I don't think I can die before knowing the magnificent secrets of the goat tower.

I wish you good luck on finding the confidence to talk to the girl of your dreams, even if it is in your dreams.

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Hopefully.

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A.
my dream videogame is a VR game where I can fuck every woman (from game/anime/history) and also become a goat and have the mangificent secrets of the goat tower revealed to me

fpbp

I mean you could probably get a goat girlfriend at the very least.

u le faglord

B, A wont auto fix the game industry and C is a meme

I was literally thinking about how long it had been since I saw Goat tower

B would hurt little girls, sigh did you do this on purpose?

B
Time for the ultimate gangbang with Audrey Hepburn, Scarjo, Harley Quinn and Joan of Arc.

yeah, goat tower it is. it truly is the best choice

A. So I can get the fuck off of this Earth already, I’m so tired of being here.

> (OP) #
>I've lived without sex so far, but I don't think I can die before knowing the magnificent secrets of the goat tower.

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newfags spotted

do i get to keep the 9 inch dick after two years?

I choose B if the girls also have 9 inch dick and can fuck my ass

Newfags on Any Forums? No way.

The hell kind of game did you wish for?

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Honestly being an oldfag here at this point is really sad.

So I can have either Elden Ring 2, a penis downgrade, or an invitation to the GOAT tower?

Pretty fucking easy choice.

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B. Don't give a shit that it makes my dick shrink, if I get to fuck Tifa

Why are most women like that? I'd be smiling if there was some badass knight next to me.

Based escapism user.

Why would you want a sequel to Elden Ring? Pick a series you ACTUALLY like, user.

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C bros, will you let this A fag in?

A

>When we all choose C, the meme option, people will ask us why are choosing the most retarded option; But get this, THATS THE MEME. WE TRICKED THEM!!!! OC content and new memes sure are amazing!!!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

B but only if it involves impregnation

soijakniggers are mad lol

The guy next to her gets it.

but it's not a meme to me. I am a furry and I really want to know what it feels like to be a goat and jack my goat dick off. to me this is the best option, a dream come true.

Why isn't this goat porn?

source?

what happens to my nine inch dick after 2 years?

Coal
Coal
Dust
Coal

ywnbag

Give me B I just want some legitimate praise on ANYTHING for the first time in my miserable life. I don't care if it's temporary.

it shrivels back to the 3 inch dick you currently have

>Pick B
>Fuck every popular anime/game girl from the past 40 years
>Record every minute of it
>Shitpost on Any Forums and Any Forums about it until the end of time

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B, but make my penis 3 inches instead, and make me even worse of a premature ejaculator

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Based.

was fun thread while it last, Any Forums is a shit whole, goodbye

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Unironically C

B is a terrible choice, what good is getting to fuck all those women if my dick gets shrunk so much it could never satisfy them?

What's the difference between a goat and a sheep?

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