I'm male, meeting up with an older guy off of grindr today. Only done this once before, so I'm excited but nervous...

Homo is late stage incel, you do realize man on man shit is not actual sex?

ive been fucked by many old men on grindr. its always a good time. best time was some old guy mid 50s and a young mid 20s 9 inch bbc tag teamed me

How did your first time go? Whats the guy youre meeting tonight look like? He married?

This. Penis in asshole is not real sex, the onlt rhing real about it is the prospect of stds
Penis in vagina with no condom is the realest of sex, then with condom.

>meet a guy on the internet
>he asks me out
>aromantic, but been thinking that I've been too lonely and antisocial lately, trying to change that
>say yes
>everything's going great
>he's drinking a shitload of water though. weird.
>head back to his place
>he flirts a lot, makes an increasing number of moves
>put out
>actually having fun for the first time in a while
>he stops abruptly like halfway through
>freezes
>starts moaning a lot
>thinking to myself, "already? bit early for that but alright."
>feel internal warmth
>feel a lot of internal warmth
>like, more than should be humanly possible
>
>...wait
>look at his face
>"a-are you peeing?"
>he starts giggling like a child
>yelling at him
>his giggling morphs into full-blown belly laughter
>get dressed, speedwalk home, blast a tsunami of piss from my ass in the bathroom
>stay mad for weeks

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>a year later
>decide to try and get over the first experience and put myself back out there again
>find someone else
>he's a really sweet guy, incredibly patient, smart but doesn't make me feel stupid, really funny, 10/10 overall
>he invites me over to his place for dinner
>agree
>show up expecting to just watch a movie and chill for a while
>he's gone way out of his way to clean his place up and cultivate ambience
>fuckin rose pedals and lit candles n shit
>starting to feel a bit underdressed for the occasion
>he insists I look fine
>we eat and talk and get to know each other
>turns out we have a lot in common
>~30 minutes after we're done eating, I start getting the urge to shit
>ignore it
>keep ignoring it until it gets so bad I am literally barely holding it in anymore
>ask where his bathroom is
>"oh gosh, I'm so sorry, that's like the one place I didn't get to clean before you got here. let me just clean up in there and then it'll be all yours."
>uh, ok
>he locks himself in the bathroom for like an hour and a half
>start knocking
>every time I knock he says, "almost finished, just give me a few more minutes."
>knocknocknock
>"I'm so sorry I'm taking so long, I'm almost done, just give me a second."
>knocknocknock
>"I know, I know, I'll be out in just a second"
>POUNDPOUNDPOUND
>"I really didn't think it'd take this long, I really do apologize"
>physically sweating by the end of it
>fighting for my fucking life
>one wrong move and it's all over
>fail, eventually
>shit fiery rage all over my pants
>trying not to cry from the embarrassment
>don't know what to do
>knock again
>"again I know I'm really sorry but—"
>"It's too late."
>"what?"
>"...it's...it's too late..."

>he opens the door right away
>sees me sobbing in his room with shit pants
>he's really understanding about it
>offers me a pair of sweatpants and a plastic bag to put my clothes in
>I take them off, put the clothes in the plastic bag, hand them to him, take the sweatpants and take a shower
>spend forever scrubbing
>finally feel clean
>emerge from the bathroom
>he's nowhere to be found
>wander around his house for a bit, looking for him
>find him completely naked on his bed with my underwear around his head, slathering my liquid shit all over his body and masturbating furiously
>he's even licking the plastic bag
>realize he slipped me laxatives and deliberately occupied the bathroom long enough to make me shit myself, that's what this whole night was for
>sprint home

I cum in a pussy raw everyday but it's nothing compared to spooging all over the sheets hands free while daddy fucks you and calls you cute and tight

Just stay relaxed and loosen yourself up, push out like you're going to take a shit and just let it happen don't tense up at first or its going to hurt like a whore

OP is married?

I met a guy who has me come over, he’s got a set up with a fake pussy/ass. I put some porn on and fuck the toy and let him blow me. Then I cum on his face. Then I leave.

Had a week where I just became really gay for some reason and wanted to suck fat dicks. So like any sensible degenerate I downloaded Grindr and was amazed at how quickly I’d be able to hook up. Started talking to this dude who was skinny and shorter than me but had a MONSTER dick. Maybe almost 9 inches. So we hooked up and talked for a bit at his place. He asked if I wanted to kiss and I said no lol that’s too gay. He laughed and said ok we’ll suck my dick.

So, he laid down, I ripped his pants off like I was about to go down on a chick (never done anything with dudes so I was used to dominating I guess) and put his soft dick in my throat. Then I just started sucking the way id seen in porn and the way I’ve had BJs before just hoping I was doing it right. The guy gave me some direction and he was hard in no time. Then I just went back and forth from stroking his cock, sucking it, taking it out of my mouth to admire it. After some time he began to throat fuck me by pushing on my head a bit. Asked me where I wanted cum and I said I’ll swallow. I put it as far down my throat as I could because I didn’t know how badly it was gonna taste but he let out a huge load and some of it came out my mouth. It didn’t taste too bad.

Then we chilled for a bit i dapped him up and went back home and played horizon zero dawn like nothing happened. For my first gay experience it wasn’t bad. I thought I’d feel guilty or humiliated, but no. I guess once you hit mid twenties you stop giving a fuck about labels

You should kill him and then kys.