Why aren't you joining the Ukrainian Foreign Legion to defend the free world, user?

Why aren't you joining the Ukrainian Foreign Legion to defend the free world, user?

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*cracks knuckles*

finally a chance to apply my Counterstrike skills.

Because I'm not in Ukraine, therefore I don't give a shit.

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I'm a pussy with no military training.

Because if you haven’t been on a battlefield you’re basically useless. No sense in dying for nothing.

I don't need God asking me why I murdered his people, like all our soldiers from Iraq and Afghanistan

Because i'm a Jewish Boomer. I send other people's middle class midwestern kids to go die for my stock portfolio. I don't have to go.

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Because its all propaganda and Ukraine is a leftist globalist playground who caused this.

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I don't think it's a war worth fighting

>girls
user, I...

You can be a meat shield, a pack mule, a cooker, a hooker...

English only, I don't speak ukrainian.
Getting there is a 90% ticket to suicide as the imminent option Russia is taking is to bomb the shit out of everything (unavoidable).
Best I can do is being another lookout guy.

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I am not Ukrainian nor I speak Ukrainian/Russian

Because faggot redditors are there. I don't mind putting my life in the hands of drunk Slavic farmers, gopniks, and angry babushkas, but I won't ever trust anything about my life to a redditfag.

I will, I've signed up. Leaving on monday. I've got lovely Ukrainian neighbours here in Belgium, no wife, no kids. Easy decision.

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While it seems like it would be cool to get a job that pays in dog porn and hot Ukrainian wives, I'm super lazy and my Netflix still works.

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I may cut my teeth tmrw

>the free world

Lol he thinks he's defending his rights

They won't take you unless you have bona-fide military and weapons experience.

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