ITT post autistic shit you did IRL cuz anime.
I'll start: I taught my middleschool history teacher how to do katon goukakyuu no jutsu, as well as naruto-ran through the hallways. I also learned (and memorized to this day) multiple naruto ninjutsu (I'm a 30-yo phd-student at stanford now)
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in elementary school, I said bye to my teacher like this, and she basically asked if I had autism
stay mad, I've been here longer than you
I too naruto ran only during pe
did you get any girls? I only had female friends throughout most of school (despite my autistic anime tendencies). Fwiw, I got into anime in 5th grade because a girl recommended me my first manga: marmalade boy.
This is a good thread, may contribute if I remember something
We had greentext on Any Forums all the way up till the pandemic.
I hate the newfags that try to fit in by copying the skitzos.
Got caught printing raunchy anime pics at the school library.
(The librarian was chill about it).
was the librarian female? Also, how far gone are you on the autism spectrum?
I did have a cute red head girl with freckles show an interest in dating but she was my buddy’s sister and never saw me nerd it up dattebayo style
He was a big black guy and I never checked.
I dont wanna talk about it…
talk about it, senpai. We're all friends here. Worst case is everyone in the thread calls you a faggot.
Was addicted to porn games/eroge in highschool, and learned that my school's PC was on a shared network. I put the meet and fuck flash games on every single one of them so I had something to do while the teach taught basic-ass HTML lessons. Never got caught.
The current mods are all newfags.
Hoping your thread ends up nice, OP.
I did the Sasuke hand thing whenever I talked in middle school because I thought it looked cool
23 years old, and I still do that stupid fucking kaneki finger crack thing
I have done no autistic or cringy things because of anime.
I am proud of every single thing anime has made me do.
I skipped high school prom to watch the end of evangelion (pirated, not in theaters or anything special). It was wonderful.
>says this like it's something to be proud of
sounds like a newfag
used to do rasengan chidori clash with friends at the school hallway
Honestly, I didn't do much. I had a couple of friends who weren't afraid to show their power level (one of them used to wear an Urahara hat in public) but I was pretty quiet about it. Even today, being 31 years old and with anime being much more mainstream, I don't feel comfortable talking about it in public.
Why?
Just be confident about what you love.
I used to do the fusion dance in middle school
I wish I had friends that I could test out anime techniques and do crazy stuff with.
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Gendo posing? I did that on a public access show when I was a teen; I was fat and wore black button down shirts with cargo shorts and sandals so I was pretty hopeless anyway
fuck off back to r*ddit
fuck! me too! bored PE and doing that shit with my buddy. kek now I remember
fuck me, you just brought back memories of when my friends and I did anime OP parody videos. They're still up in youtube somewhere I'm sure
Please consider sharing them if you find them.
I used to think this was ironic.
I thought to myself that this looks so parodic that is seems impossible.
I once psyched myself up for a fight with the Unlimited Blade Works chant.
I won
reddit spacing isn’t a real thing, newfag.
When I was in elementary school I used to wear my jacket hoodie with just the hoodie on my head, without putting my arms in the sleeves, to pretend I was a SSJ3.
Also I liked wearing my red jacket-hoodie to pretend I was Ed from FMA.
Me and my friends in middle school used to do Naruto runs and jutsu. Seems like this is pretty common though. Good times.
I did something similar.
I won a fight using a judo throw that I learned from Metal Gear Solid.
i've only had good experiences with weeb autism irl. my roomie in college was a huge shonenfag, we would binge watch shows together and take turns introducing each other to our favorite stuff. i introduced him to Gainax and ikuhara, he introduced me to togashi and DBZ. it was a great time
hmmm.
This brings up an interesting memory.
I psyched myself up for high school chem using full metal alchemist brotherhood.
I passed with flying colors.
Rock Lee has inspired me to work out with leg weights when I was 13. Probably shouldn't have to wear them most of the day but they've been getting me into great shape.
>it was 2007
>Varsity Volleyball county finals
>I'm mad self-inserting as Ichigo whenever I'm at the gym and during practice, only internally... Never said a word about it to any of my teammates
>only people who even knew I liked anime were 2 close friends not on the team
>last set needed for our game-winning point
>get a beautiful set from literal Chad on my team
>jump yelling "BAN"
>spike the ball with a "KAI"
>win the game
>no one seemed to notice
>heard myself echoing off the walls
Maybe they thought it was a mantra or something idk
Don't worry about it, it's just finger cracking I did that even before I saw tokyo ghoul
Shouting while doing sports is essential.
It's one of those things people feel weird about out of insecurity, but it really helps.
I remember singing anime songs in public places/in front of people. I also tried acting like L from Death Note when I was maybe 10-11. Honestly I'm sure there's more but I think I've pretty much repressed a lot of memories of the cringe shit I did as a kid
go back
I tried to do the Naruto hand shit.
It was like nagatoro except we were both brats.
I used to watch yakitate! japan and i thought i had solar hands because my hands were hot
No, i didnt plan on becoming a baker. i just thought i had that power from the anime
Reminds me of an annoying girl who tried to pull a tsundere on me.
desu i still know the hand seals for the uchiha great fireball.
Practicing kamehameha >>> Practicing jutsu
I used to run with my arms out like kid Goku. My football coach asked if I was trying to fly. And I (to this day) scream kaioken to lift heavy objects or sprint. Yes I’ve done it in public.
Based ntr ojisan
Not really anime but in elementary i used to play with bits of pinecones and pretend they were starships, and was running at full speed with them accross the playground. One time i brought a bunch of them in the classroom to play with in class. The teacher got really fucking angry for whatever reason and wanted a culprit. That was the last class as well, so she kept us from leaving until one of us admitted it. I dont know why but i just wouldnt admit it, i wasnt really scared i think i just found it really fun for the teacher to basically keep us from leaving and probably also because i was the center of attention in a way. I think after 10-15min of pure silence some guy said it was him even though everyone knew he did nothing and that was it. I still remember being really proud of not being caught lol
I used to be into touhou
>Screaming kaioken
I can't believe I found a fellow saiyan
I used to carry heavy things in my backpack as a sort of mimicking that leg training, ngl my legs nowadays are juicy as fuck
Also, to this day still use the Gendo pose, I wonder if people thinks I'm an autist or something
Oh god we had a naruto runner in my high school and they both stopped when someone tripped him and he busted his nose. Funniest fucking thing I ever saw.
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I managed to stave off bullying by taking off my shirt and "powering up" whenever someone tried to fight me. Little did 6th grade me know that posturing is an effective tactic if done convincingly enough.
One day it happened and some kid yelled THATS THAT DRAGON BALL Z SHIT HE BOUTTA SEND THAT NIGGA TO THE NEXT DIMENSION. Everyone started laughing and fake kamehameha-ing each other. Bully kid said something to the effect of not being scared of me so I had to act crazier.
Since my best friend was born Japanese I knew ALL the powerups YEARS before the normie kids at school knew about it. So instead of a regular powerup I did Kaioken x2, since I didn't have real aura I had to make it more intense by grabbing my hair and yelling louder, flexed all the muscles in my body HARD and almost passed out, but bully kid wasn't falling for it and he rushed me swinging. I dodged, to my surprise (think Spiderman movie 1 vs the bully in the lunchroom), and it finally clicked that my parents didn't force me into sports for nothing. I just dodged as much as I could and let him get winded, he got me a few times but it was really weak for how big of a kid he was. When I saw an opening I tried a flying kick and he clotheslined me mid-air. Shit hurt but I rolled backwards and got up. Same black kid yelled GET HIM GOKU FUCK THAT NIGGA UP. We were both pretty out of breath at that point so I did the best "teleport-behind-you" I could manage (sprint hard>jump at an angle>superman punch) and punched him in the ear until he fell down.
Someone yelled HIT HIM WITH THE SPIRIT BOMB NIGGA but I was tired and in pain, but still wanted to be liked so I threw up my hands and told everyone lend me their energy. Bully started laughing and said he was done, then a teacher literally teleported and tackled us both.
Got suspended for causing disturbance.
Sorry for blogging this memory just got me really excited I miss being a stupid kid.
lol we had this kid literally paralyze himself doing stupid shit like that, i heard he was walking around the house with a backpack full of his dads' weights slipped going down the steps and hopped down 2 or 3 steps and the pressure from the weights completely crushed his vertebrae.
I would beat my classmates because im bigger than them, i was the villain of the school, but this time the villain never lost
Kaioken is an essential technique for any weightlifter
When I was a gymfag I would only go at empty hours so I could power up to the max
Look at old Any Forums screenshots and see how they used to post here you actual fucking subhuman faggot.
I said "yare yare daze" like Jotaro a few times during a week
Thankfully I only did it around friends and it was so weird they didn't even mention it
You're not a real weeb unless you interject in Japanese in your daily (non-Japanese) life
>stub toe/smash finger
>"IIIIIITETETETE"
>friend calls me over
>"Nani?"
>get annoyed
>"ah mou..."
>"naze ore?"
>"TCH!"
>"yamero"
>"kuso sekai da"
>beat a game
>"YATTA!"
>get good news
>"Yokatta..."
>do something awkward in front of a girl
>"Shippaishitta!"
etc
Bonus points for adding (da)ttebayo at the end
Proof or larp.
Me and a friend I was stationed with were huge Bleachfags, had katanas, hakamas and haoris, and religiously watched Naruto/Bleach/DBZ.
We got drunk and swordfought with sturdy wallhangers all the time. We would start at opposite ends of a small parking lot and rush each other, clash swords in the middle and turn around to do it again until the distance was closed, then it was something like pic related.
One time I hit him across the face, left a big red line across the bridge of his nose and under his eye.
Good times.
Someone mentioned Michael Polnareff by its last name one day and I was starting to reply "Ah, yes, Jean-Pierre Polnareff"
Got interrupted saying it, but wouldn't have minded since they were boomers who definitely did not hear of JoJo in their life.
>post autistic shit you did IRL cuz anime.
I don't know how to emote like a normal person so I just act like Sasuke all the time
The Kaneki finger snap thing until a few years ago then I just stopped because I felt arthritis developing
Tried to flare my aura
when i was in school, i had my own laptop that i was in charge of taking care of.
i changed the wallpaper to a pic of ryo licking akira's lips. i left it unlocked once and someone found it and showed his entire friend group i felt proud rather than humiliated
it's not as bad as naruto running or gendo posing but it was a little entertaining.
Singing anime songs with my horrible voice, out of tune.
Posting manga screencaps in WhatsApp status
Telling an older cousin about me browsing here (he knew and thought I was browsing it on my phone when I was laughing at it)
Being a stupid cunt
I had the opposite actually, since I have always been able to hide my powerlevel, I used to crack my fingers like this pic related way before Tokyo Ghoul existed, I made the mistake of being nice to this weeb guy and he though I was referencing TG and started calling me Kaneki in public
No he's right. Kill yourself.
>When I was a gymfag
Go back to the gym fatso
Might be normalfaggish/blogposting but for some reason my friends who are mostly younger than me still refer to me with some variation of senpai/aniki (semps for example).
Keep in mind we're not Japanese and most of them are grown men who have a wife and brats, we're tight friends but any outsiders even with anime knowledge will end up getting confused by the lingo.
sounds nice
4channel makes you call other people senpai if you type certain words into your post
>Tried to flare my aura
You can actually do this and feel it but it's not visible to the naked eye. Though it could possibly be picked up on the right combination of specialized cameras.
But if you're connected to a heart monitor you can measure the changes when you do it.
I wrote "Pikachu" on the class chalkboard
I used to sit like L and spin my hair like Near
On the first day of middle school I told the class that I was only interested in aliens, time teavelers, and espers. People laughed, but none got the joke.
too old
too fat
too drunk
don't care
Your lucky he didn’t have a death wish for love
The pose without the bikini
Please keep fighting user.
It's never too late to give up.
>HIT HIM WITH THE SPIRIT BOMB NIGGA