Real talk here and this isn’t a joke. I had sex for the first time with an escort. We used a condom...

Real talk here and this isn’t a joke. I had sex for the first time with an escort. We used a condom, but I rubbed my fingers across her vagina.

I remember that earlier today I had a small bruise on the bottom palm of my hand. What are the chances that I have aids? I’m not joking. I think I should go get tested or something.

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Medical student user here.

This is definitely the AIDs. Talk to your PCP about getting tested. (It's not that invasive, just a blood test.)

Lmao. Shizoposters go home

She got you aids bro. You need to do something really urgent with your blood, before that shit infects your cells. I would suggest you to inject yourself bleach

Really?

I’m being serious. A little bit of skin peeled off on my finger. I didn’t insert my hand into her, but I did rub my hand against her vagina.

We used a condom, but I’m genuinely believing that I fucked up.

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This student is correct. I'm a certified medic. The only possible solution is to get rid of the infected blood

It doesn't matter if you inserted your fingers or hand. If you touch aids you're done

Please stop joking. I really am concerned, and I don’t know I should get tested.

It's not a joke OP. You should act quickly. There's not time for testing. If the virus enters your cells you doon goofed

If you're dumb enough to fuck a hooker you deserve aids. Get tested either way, fag.

At this early a stage you can cure this by injecting small amounts of water under the skin. (lifehack taught to me by my grandad)

Don't go straight down under the red, instead try and go at an angle so the water comes in under the red but but without puncturing the red bit, idk if that makes sense but yeah.

Most tap water works but if you are weary try boiling the water first off and letting it cool to room temp just to decrease the chances of stuff being in the water, or just use bottled water (that you know is clean.)

There's a small chance you could have some scarring but it's such a small chance and even if it does happen noon will know it was cause of aids.

how long between the sex and these two tiny zits showing up?

seems an unlikely spot for herpes, gonn or syphilis isn't going to show up on the hands for months minimum, aids doesn't cause a rash, warts is about your only plausible candidate and again, we're talking weeks to develop those, and they'd be more likely all over your crotch and other bits that would've been in sustained contact with her vag than your hand.

wow, looks like a horrible case of the aids to me
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slim to none

You have AIDS, stop fucking niggers

14 days after exposure you can get a quicktest, do it so you can sleep well... it will be negative though, you are ok.

Hemophilia is often one of the first signs. (Bruising easily.)

Press down on one of your finger nails with your index and thumb for 10 - 15 seconds, then let go. If the nail stays white for a long time, and doesn't immediately turn back to pink, it could be an indication that the cytokines in your nervous system are mildly inflamed.

This is from today. I bruised my hand in this little spot earlier in the day and a little spot of dry blood was there.

Then later in the night I met with an escort. I thought a condom would be alright, but I realized now that with my hand that I fucked up.

I do deserve this. If I get aids, then I deserve to die.

you deserve a good scare before you take that faggot medicine

We are not joking

You're fucked OP. You got the HIV

While this may be true he still touched lava and you expect him not to get burned?

if you're not trolling, please take the following seriously:

Do NOT ask Any Forums, or the internet in general, for medical advice. Speak to a professional or a trusted family member.

You have no symptoms, and the likelihood of getting an STI from your activities is very, VERY low. More likely to get struck by lightning.

By all means, get tested, it's not a bad thing to do in general, but you're clean as a whistle boy.

Shut up troll. Get lost, nigger

get a venereal disease test you retard.
how are we supposed to diagnose you through Any Forums ?

yes

100%. Tell your family about it and say goodbye.

Bullshit I fucked a stripper once with a condom and ever since I have had burning sensation inside my dick hole while peeing and my dick smells of cheese now

Clean as a whistle my ass