Be me

>be me
>27 year old virgin
>girl my friend used to fool around with messages me
>we hit it off and start talking
>I feel like I can finally be myself around a woman and she will accept me
>tell her I am a virgin
>she says she will change that
>go for drinks
>hang out at the bar and have fun
>”wanna keep drinking at my house user?”
>get to her house and everything is going swell
>friend messages me
>why are you hanging out with my ex?
>screenshots of her sending pics of me at the bar with her to him
>friend phoned me and she notices
>she laughs
>I was just kidding when I said I’d fuck you user

Why does life suck so bad anons :(

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That's cruel and unusual user. downright unconstitutional. when i jerk off tonight i'm gonna devote it to you.

I sent her pictures of my penis too cause she asked for them… I am such a fucking idiot I can’t believe I fell for her shit

Offer her $500 for her panties. Whether she accepts or not is irrelevant, she will have become a sex toy.

No I blocked and deleted her off Snapchat I don’t want anything to do with her

She sounds like a completely worthless bitch

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yeah and what does that make me? a pathetic retard who thought he was going to have sex.

hahaha cucked hard fagt

have you considered getting into bbc cuck sissy weed hypno roleplay? It’s a super friendly scene and ppl are really helpful to the newbies!

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I'd like to see jews there, not whites
78% of slaveholders were ethnically jewish

No I'm not into that gay shit.

wtf u want to have a bbc cuck sissy weed hypno roleplay session with Jews??
weird kink but whatever stop you from shooting up your local school I guess kekkek

what should I do anons... I want to lose my virginity really badly :/

buy a 2 dollar tranny hooker and get your tender ass pummelled

this

this is the way

did you already know she was your friend's ex?

>this

yes but my friend has had another girlfriend who he broke up with since he dated her so I didnt' think it was an issue.

this user is correct

LMAO, get rekt'd nigger. You're an unfaithfull treasonous rat. I hope she sends your dickpics to everyone and they mock to you to death. Also enjoy your friend's fists up your ass, stupid retarded desperate simp

Sucks bro, I mean when I felt low like that as well when I wanted the old skin flute to be touched I went to get a massage and got a happy ending. I have a thing for Asians and my shoulders were relaxed; best 80 bucks.

I deserve it all. I'm a backstabbing POS
I don't even know how or where to go for that.

>best 80 bucks
OP you should go for one, only $80

Kill them, both of them. Hide the bodies well and then flee to a country that has no extradition treaty with your country. This is likely to be some 3rd world shithole, so there you can have pussy cheap. Live like a king.