Lets play two truths and a lie

Lets play two truths and a lie

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OP is a faggot
OP enjoys partaking in homosexsual activity
OP isnt really a fag

god is nothing
existence is infinite
i exist

>OP isnt really a fag
is this the lie?

>i'm dead and this is purgatory
>when i die in dark souls 2 i usually restart my character and minmax as much as possible to help low levels
>this is a lie

You go first

> I overcame epilepsy
> I was a professional Dom for 2 years
> I've never lost a fight in my life

I hate niggers
I hate niggers
I hate niggers

I raped a random bug that was flying around my bathroom
I have a rare disorder where I randomly regurgitate some food from my stomach called rumination syndrome
I'm a big Apple fan

Ok:
>I have never eaten pizza
>I have never kissed a girl
>I have never seen a cow IRL

You've never eaten a pizza. The cow was your mom and she ate it all before you could get a slice

LOL

So cow is the lie?

> im fucking pathetic
> i wish i could die on my sleep today
> i was the first person on the moon

yes it is

you weren't the first person on the moon

>I don't know if I like butt things
>I killed several cats and small animals
>I've raped multiple women

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truth
truth
lie

>I don't know if I like butt things
I'll go with this one psicko

> i don't know if i like butt things
that's the lie ^
everyone like butt things

lie
truth
truth (but how not see cow?)

oh noooo
was it so obvious??

>I like a good fibrous poop, but not much more than that.
>girl or two tried to give me a reach around and I turned it down

>>when i die in dark souls 2 i usually restart my character and minmax as much as possible to help low levels
this is the lie cuz the servers are down unless you play console like a fag

nice digits
its truth truth lie

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> at 14 I caught a weird neighbor girl after breaking into my garage trying to get my dog to fuck her
>At 16 I impregnated a girl who I gave a fake last name to and I sometimes look her up on Facebook to see how my kid is doing.
>At 13 I might have killed a kid in my hometown the day before we moved out of state when I pushed him off a bridge in the woods after he admitted to molesting/raping his little sister.

lie
Tru
tru

how the fuck you not eat pizza? celiac disease?

I wish that one was a lie. Poor Domino.

>celiac disease?
no, my parents tried to make me eat many foods as a kid but I didn't want to
and I never did try it as an adult or teenager