If you sit down on the toilet everytime you're gonna take a piss instead of doing it while standing then you're not a guy. At that point start taking HRT like the fag you are
If you sit down on the toilet everytime you're gonna take a piss instead of doing it while standing then you're not a...
Zachary Rogers
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Isaiah Wilson
I stand up to shit and sit to pee.
Zachary Edwards
It drains better if you sit
Landon Jones
It really does. But I've got a wonderful 2 gauge PA piercing with a barbell so I have no choice but to sit or squat unless I flop it in the sink. No one at work knows my balls have been all over where they wash their hands, hahahah!
Michael Ward
I sit to peepee in the night time. This way I don't have to turn a light on, don't have to aim, can relax, and thus get back to sleep better
Eli Martinez
I try to not turn on the light, but I'm scared of spiders hiding and biting my junk as I sit, so I always cave to the fear and turn the light on. Then I have to chug beers to get back to sleep.
Michael Hernandez
See that's why I do it, it you just go and sit and pee in the dark you can get back to sleep almost immediately
Landon White
Getting piss everywhere sucks though.
Jayden Hernandez
ITT: youtu.be
Jordan Perry
You can't force me to take my pills.
Ryan Roberts
y-you really think so user?
Jackson Brooks
I wish I had tits so guys would jerk off on them
Jason Gray
Sometimes you got to take a shit or it feels like it so to be safe you'd rather not shit yourself with no extra clean pair so you sit. Hey, I'd rather sit and be safe than stand and be full of shit
Jaxon Turner
this is the only way short guys can flex on tall guys, just being able to piss more cleanly while standing.
James Richardson
Be like Pop
Not like Sis
Lift the seat
When you piss
Caleb Turner
Read this post while sitting down just to piss. Guess I'm gay now
Lucas Hall
more degrading please
Landon Diaz
Or you can piss in sinks like an ultra Chad (manlets need not apply)
Daniel Garcia
Or piss outside in your private property that you own.
What's that? You live in an apartment/flat lock/shared space/parents house
Mason Collins
what if you sit down on the toilet to try and take a shit, but you don't gotta shit and so you accidentally just go ahead and piss sitting down? Sometimes i get tricked into piss sitting early in the morning and late at night. but usually if i gotta piss pretty bad i'll stand piss and then i'll sit to shit but i still pee a lil.
Samuel Cruz
If your american then you're not a guy be continental european or your a fag
Brayden Morales
What if it’s at night and I’m not wearing my glasses?