First time in a swinger club. Any advice?

first time in a swinger club. Any advice?

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Poo in a corner, they love that.

Yeah. Wear a condom. And stay connected with your partner. If you loose connection with her.. Good luck..
Been there done that..
Iets fun, but lots of hard feelings

Be yourself, be polite to everyone, laugh, have a good time.
Don't go too often if you are trying to maintain a longterm relationship.
Have a long conversation with your significant other before and after the club, be honest about your thoughts and feelings.

Peener in vajeen. Good luck!

hope you brought lube and are into Karens

yes. don't be _that guy_.

I mean, there's always this creep, lurking in a corner, bating to everything, running away after you call him out.

Don't be _that guy_.

Don't tell them you have aids

Single but curious of these places. Never actually seen or heard of one outside of this site or porn. How does one find out. What are the rules? General other info?

If you fall in love quickly, you fucked no matter what you do, because modern women are fucking evil whores who will trample on your beautiful innocent little heart, until it is in a thousand pieces and will never be able to be re-assembled and you will die alone and angry, and bitter.

Brainstorm some good conversation topics to have with all of the other beta nerds that you will be talking to.

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Timestamp it so the bros from 4chinz can be involved

Bruh, this is a swingers club. Most of the people there are probably middle aged married couples. They're not about finding love, it's about fucking

I love how the only people that say this are the people that are already living an angry bitter life

For every "hot" couple, there will be a dozen fatties.

Punch the biggest dude in the face so that they respect you.

Always be talking about Pokémon and other card games.

Eat a lot of onions and onion related food.

Drink nothing but pineapple juice for a week prior

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Why would anyone care if someone was jerking in the swingers club. I don't understand the rules and etiquettes of coom addicts

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>They're not about finding love, it's about fucking
not him and you're not wrong, but you'd be incredibly surprised at the amount of divorced guys going with their newish partner who have caught more feels than they realize at first.
Being middle aged doesn't make you immune to it.
unlike the other dude i would not blame the female and you're right, its just how those clubs are. Also i imagine Any Forumss perception is skewed as non sleazy clubs are uncommon and cater to rich people. We have two in my city and both have hefty fees on single guys in addition to a max quota, and the evenings usually devolve to a crowd of dudes watching two fat people fuck.

There are exceptions but similar to a nude beach, the reality is almost always less sexy than the cherry picked photos you jack to.

any real swinger content please Kik sopame

>"Stay connected"
Tf does that even mean? Is your partner a blue tooth device?

>another i'm gay thread

Which is like, the fucking majority of people nowadays?

not him again but i suspect he means he goes to take a leak and his fuck buddy gets smooth talked into a threeway with two swarthy shit-eaters 7 rooms away and he has to go find her like a lovesick pupppy as someone else drinks his rum&coke

Watch ur ass. While you are stroking it or fucking a whore some dude will come and fuck you in the ass. Its fair game since youre at a whore house. I got fucked in the ass while fucking an ugly whore and I just thought it was normal thing.

See this is exactly my pointLike why is it bad etiquette to masturbate but not to violate another man's asshole. Shit makes no sense

You must be autistic

very graphic love it
having to pull aside balls in a gangbang like curtains and glance past it "thats my wife? no? pardon the intrusion"