Where do I sign up to take a Ukrainian refugee girl to my house?

Where do I sign up to take a Ukrainian refugee girl to my house?
My requirements are:
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>cute and petite form
>docile personality
>16 years of age
>no accompanying parent
>passable english skills

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I hope your mom gets to experience being a refugee and a gang of niggers house her

a 9mm to the head should work

You don't get a catalogue to pick from retard, you will end up with a blind 80year old.

Does it make you bitter that you have to go to the front to fight the Russians while your women are going abroad to safety and having sex with foreigners?

nah i am not ukrainian but i value their struggle, you keep on being a shit human being scum

The women also suffer from distress and anguish, so giving them comfort is the ethical thing to do.

are you retarded or something "my women" live on the other side of the world

Why do you want passable english skills OP? Is way easier to be a dick at her if she doesn't know the language?

Think about it OP

So why are you not on the same side of the world?

>to be a dick at her
But why?

waifu me up please, she looks trainable

bc she's slavic rapemeat?

Slavic girls are for gentle, yet firm loving.

because I was born on a. stupid island in the Pacific Ocean

Did your mom love you so little that she gave birth you on some little island?

oh you're a genius how could I not see the correlation between a mother and son relationship and how big the island they were born on is it makes perfect sense

Since I can't check your address I'd guess it's Japan or Hawaii. Right?

I agree to her head.
Best to baleet those nazi ideals from the get.
Plus she can't say no to shit afterwards.

theres no being on this planet that gets comfort from spending time with you user

blind, incontinent 80year old