What feels the best out of the following:

What feels the best out of the following:
1) cumming
2) taking a massive shit
3) waking up and thinking you have school/work, but realizing its the weekend and going back to sleep.
pick one.

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3 easily

2

1 and 2 happening at the same time nothing beats it

1&3 if you never had a wet dream and found yourself wet with jizz just to find out you dint need to shower. too damn good

1

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1 and 3. Wet dream gasms are always another level.

Massive shit by far. A multi-flush, super stinky, clean wiper that just slips out and leaves you feeling weak at the knees

Those shits only come around once in a blue moon and when they do oh boy it's a real treat

1 on drugs

moar

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One word my friend: metamucil.

Drink it twice a day and eat slow-cook oatmeal every day. The shits are divine.

cumming for me. i turned a chick around to face the wall and i pulled down her pants right as she was leaving to go back to her husband. the orgasm from that quick fuck made my knees buckle. she told me later that was the largest amount of cum she'd taken from me so far.

I dont know if I believe you

3
I feel sad and empty when i cum

what a weird larp.

if not a larp what a strangely specific explanation for your choice.

if you arent larping take this test and post your score bro im curious embrace-autism.com/raads-r/

you do

dubs confirmed. this user definitely has had sex.

staying asleep

laying your head on a cold pillow after a long day

if you think that you spend too much time on this site bro

im just saying it’s a strangely specific story when the answers were 1 2 or 3, so it seems quite tismtastic of you to explain a story where you fucked a dudes wife instead of just saying cumming.

your only options here are larper, cringe faggot or autist to this time pick 1 2 or 2

also not to mention how she high fived and clapped for you on the way out for the most cum shed taken from you

4. taking a piss after holding it in all day

5. squeezing your tip when you have to piss badly and fighting the sting

strange because it's outside of what you expect is what im hearing. i can say and do whatever i want here bro. this is the realm you chose to be in tonight. what are you looking forward to in life right now?

3 hands down

Looooooooooooooooool imagine that as an actual interaction between adults

You wanna fucking fight bro?