how do I have sex?
How do I have sex?
Kayden Richardson
Isaac Russell
put pepe in her pooper and pee pee
Anthony Foster
sell your soul
David Turner
take pee
put pee pee in ninja blender
no no do not put the power on just yet
take fork
put fork in toaster
hit power on both the blender and the toaster, your orgasm may be a tad bloody, with a pinch of pain, but your balls will literally explode with cum, and because your dick was in something, you can tell ''she was so good she made my balls explode! no really! look!''
You're welcome user.
Ayden Young
i'm in poverty i'm not a fancy millionaire
Levi Mitchell
take peen and put in vageen
Grayson Bennett
You put the thing in the thing and wam bam you've got a kid.
Michael Torres
Like this...
Christian Rivera
take drug and put in her drink
jk don't do this
Gavin Cook
like this
James White
Put a ton of lubricant on his dick before he fucks you. Otherwise your ass will hurt like a mofo and you might turn straight.
Ayden Roberts
Aim for this:
"But it's very nice that you act like a confident sovereign and at the same time you're a decent well-mannered guy
It's a pretty hot combination.
And properly chatty."
1st day fuck
Kevin Reyes
Find friends, stop being gross, review how you behave in social interactions and fix your cringy habits. Bam, you'll have more friends and more friends willing to have sex with you. I have fuck buddies and people buy me shit
Lucas Garcia
but by the time you fix all your failings woman vajoojoo go dry and no want sexy time
Parker Howard
Not him but if this happens, find fresh woman who now doesn't have to wait for you to fix failings?
Wyatt Hernandez
Took me 2 years to change the dynamics of my social life. Things can happen fast if you're determined and a little luck and realistically it might never be perfect on paper but you'll find some self realization in the pursuits. Experience is almost everything, wouldn't be here without making at least a thousand mistakes
Zachary Peterson
rape
Aiden Phillips
stop posting frogs
your life will measurably improve
Evan Flores
>in poverty
>sucking alt right cock
hahahahaha frogfag
hahahahaha
Jackson Lopez
gayest post ITT, you are fake news
Jason Rogers
Mason Wright
tons of what?
Xavier Myers
Step 1: gib the girl the monies
Step 2: ????
Step 3: coom