Where does Any Forums hide their dildo?

Where does Any Forums hide their dildo?

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In OP's ass

Right it my closet, all 5 of them. Used one last night to shove in and take some nice pics for Any Forums

Sexy

How I get into anal play? Never did anything with my ass.

Start out by just fingering yourself, and slowly adding more fingers as you get more used to it, until you feel comfortable and nice. Then start with small dildos and work up your way into the big ones. The first thing I shoved up my butt was my Nintendo DS Stylus lol

how about you clean your fucking colon first so you don't vomit the second you take out whatever it is that you put in your ass. jesus fuck.

Am I supposed to start with my pinky finger? What are things that I can use as lube instead of actual lube? I live with other people and don't want any of them to start making questions

That's pretty obvious. Maintain your hygiene there so both you and other people can enjoy it

Why would you suddenly decide you want to?

>What are things that I can use as lube instead of actual lube?
Get some sweet oranges or mandarins. The sweeter they are the better it works. Peel and split it into segments. Then simply eat a segment, and wait about a minute. You should get very thick and very slimy saliva, use that as lube. Works great.

>Am I supposed to
what the fuck again. No you are not supposed to put anything in you ass ever. there is no "you must do these steps to enjoy anal."
everybody is different so start with whatever feels good and doesn't hurt. try a fucking carrot for example and and for lube, spit, precum, olive oil

Don't listen to this idiot. Never use olive oil for lube. Unless you enjoy yeast infections that is.

I started out with my index finger, following commands of doms online, but you can start off however you want to. My butt is pretty fat so the pinky almost can't reach too deep.

Was fucking a hooker and when she was sucking me off all of sudden she started licking my asshole and it really caught me off guard but I just spread my legs because that was too good. So I became curious.

seems like someone has actually tried it and is an irl idiot.

In a big box I keep in my bedroom.

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Bedside table along with my strawberry flavored lube, anal vibrator, and Hitachi wand

I am a somewhat straight male

show us you using them maybe please? ^^

My favourite is probably the BD Chance.

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