Anybody else getting these recruitment ads?

Anybody else getting these recruitment ads?
Anybody going?

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“Getting recruitment ads”

Posts twitter post thinking its targeted recruitment to Op only

Op is an idiot

no and no, figures dumb faggots that are easily swayed into fighting in a foreign legion, don't run ad-blocker

That's one theory....

Come fight for a country that did nothing for you. Risk your life for absolutely no monetary gain. Nothing to gain, everything to lose. Where do I sign up?

It was a sponsored ad on my Facebook

Note the "Sponsored". It's an ad

I wouldnt die for my own country, why the fuck would I die for someone else's? let alone the rednecks of russia

Plot twist. OP is ad author.

"Contract-Based Military Service". Don't they know the proper English word for it?

Yeah, foreign legion. You're not a mercenary if as an individual you're signing your contract with a state military. Russia doesn't pay Wagner mercenaries. Wagner Group pays Wagner mercenaries.

>Anybody going to sit, bored shitless and numb with cold cold, in a trench in -5 temperatures, 24 hrs a day for days on end, on the off-chance that in a few brief seconds of frenzied activity they get shot at and possibly maimed and killed?

you don't read well, do you?

You forgot "but more likely, that frenzied activity is when you're shelled or bombed to buy main regiments more time to counter attack and won't even see what killed you"

>Nothing to gain
All the free russian millitary hardware you can loot. Just one AK is easilly a thousand bucks to the right buyer. And after they finish cleaning out the rubble and dead russians, there is going to be a lot of free land too. Probably free vodka for the rest of your life in exchange for war stories. All those grateful daughters of Ukraine who lost a brother, father, or husband, and need a the comfort of a man. Can you honestly tell me your home country is offering you this much right now?

No, my ancestors last intersection with Rus was probably trading for some with silver & walrus tusk

Worthless as anything but slaves to this day

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i bet pidor got one of these

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>loot
Good luck smuggling it out.
>land
The state will take hold of land that's "lost" to migration or death. Other Ukrainians will definitely get first shot.
>ladies
Yeah, this one's probably the most legit lol.

Already served Uncle Sam.
I'm good, getting GI bill and moving forward with my life.
But you go ahead OP, i bet its all fun and games like airsoft.

Honestly, there are some guys out there who spend all their time playing video games and being really good at them wishing they were part of the action except without all the qualifications and training required to join the military, then BOOM all-of-a-sudden with a simple plane ticket to Poland they can finally realize their dream of urban warfare without all the initial hard work and labor.

Sure they will piss their underwear on the first day, cower under a rock and get captured by Russians. Sure the Russians will see he's an American and take him to Moscow. Sure he will die a slow and traumatizing death. But at least the graphics and sounds are ultra-realistic.

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