Be me

>be me
>last year of school
>haven't really gotten into trouble in all my time in school
>buy small green plastic toy soldiers from a shop in town
>start placing little soldiers around the school
>on top of boards, in the ceilings of the bathroom, beside lockers
>goes on for a month
>people start talking about them and noticing them
>target one teacher in particular
>teacher enjoys finding them, makes a collection of the ones they find
>principal talks to me and is super aggressive, claiming i'm trying to start a movement and send a message
>threatens to get "relevant authorities" involved and tells me to stop now
>they hunt down the obvious army men i hid for teachers to find and stole my teachers collection

how do i get back at them and shitpost more? need some autistic ideas, I only have basically 2 months left of school before I'm out

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Print out "We Know!" Dark Brotherhood handprints. post them EVERYWHERE

swastikas

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>how do I get back at them and shitpost more
report them for sexual harassment

>how do I get back at them and shitpost more
you can't
you're going to leave this place in four months
powerhungry nigger will act like powerhungry nigger

>buy bunker buster (phat waterproof firecracker)
>wear alot of hoodies so you dont get caught by cams
>light it up and flush it in the staff toilet
Easily 3 to 8k dmg to the pvc in the wall possible water dmg to the wall and sutroundings.
One very pissed off principal

Buy more? Obvious bait no

Keep putting the Green Army Men everywhere. Write to your local paper that you are trying to start a pro Ukraine movement by making kids realize what an occupied country is like and your pro Putin principal is threatening to shut you down.

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Tell folks you are just really into toys and figures and such. Maybe mix in a weird plastic dinosaur every once in awhile, so you can say "hey, its not always toy soldiers."

Flush waterproof explosives down the toilet with a short fuse.

Poor cement mix into toilet
or this if you wanna be less hardcore

thats actually a really fucking good idea
get the libtards to go ballistic on the principal

This

Tie some army men to balloons and let them loose in any room that has a high ceiling.

this is really good

Print this and place it everywhere

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Was gonna suggest something similar :)

GET ON IT OP