Ask a dude with no legs anything

Ask a dude with no legs anything

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Timestamped stump or fuck off LARPer

how do you pee?

Can you recommend an easier way to lose 80lbs?

This.

Timestamp Gimpy Nubs

You post this thread like every week. Is there nothing better to do? Like you could go for a run or take up kickboxing.

>Like you could go for a run or take up kickboxing.
Oh, or ballroom dancing or soccer

Ok

Kek. Diet and exercise.

Nice. Honestly I'm bored and talking to you fucks makes me feel more normal.

Sitting m8

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Did you kill the shark who ate your legs?

Oh shit

HAHAHHA

YOU

CAN'T

WALK

Do you still count in feet or do you use the metric system

neither can you fatty

wtf, too far

do you still have some legs left?

Do you happen to have a foot fetish

>Do you happen to have a foot fetish
Fuck this
Do you happen to have your feet?

This.
Are they like in a jar or something? What did the dogs do with them afterward?

aw good doggie treat

I was gonna ask the same :D

Kek
Not traditionally but I can waddle

Yeah I've still got a few inches of femur

Yes

No. I actually signed some shit donating them to science.

sorry, ill make it up to you in tendies :(

>Yeah I've still got a few inches of femur
What’s longer, your dick or your remaining leg?

Dick if erect.

Hey don't York hav legs?

I'm not sure why OP lost his legs, but when I had my toes removed, they kept them for a few months to run tests on them to make sure they weren't infected.