Be me

>be me
>4th grade
>bring 3 sharpners to school
>friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners
>bring 3 more sharpners the next day
>friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection
>start collecting more and more sharpners
>go to stationary every week to by more sharpners
>collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month
>start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner
>english teacher asks for a sharpner
>offer her the bag thinking she'd be impressed
>sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents
>only allowed to bring 1 sharpner
>idea.jpg
>make a huge sharpner out of cardboard
>dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint
>display it on my table during the english period
>get sent to the office

fun days

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>autist detected

>clearly does not collect sharpners

were they all the same color or different ones? you could've even created your own Sharpner community and be their sole God and leader.

Much kek… awesome your dad helped you get at that teacher

You and your dad sound like massive faggots ngl

Mega based

The sharpener in the pic are the only good ones. the ones that empty the shavings into the plastic container suck

>peaking before puberty

I hated so bad when the pencil tip got stuck in the sharpener

Great story and even greater dad

About a quarter of them were the same blue sharpener, but a lot of them were really cool designs

>sharpen
>sharpen
>sharpen
>check
>not sharp enough
>sharpen
>sharpen
>pencil tip breaks
>start over

finally a good post, do you have a photo of the sharpener you made with your dad?

Bring one to a school now....they go on lockdown and SWAT team nails you.

So much for brilliant thoughts from our "leaders".

Love this story. I would have done the same thing

Why are some teachers such retards? What a huge stick in their ass. What was the principal even supposed to tell you?

Good thread, thank you.

You're not wrong, impulsive collecting is a sign of autism

i remember getting my first sharpaner as a kid
those were the good old days
now kids can sharpen using ipod apps
they dont know how good they have it
hopefully we will face a near extinction event so that we can return simpler times

Yeah, I remember my village that I lived in until I was 8 didn't have the restriction, but when I moved to a moderately sized town and brought a pencil sharpener, that is exactly what happened. I got suspended for 1 month, but at least I'm not in jail.

I also had teachers who just wanted kids to be little robot zombies with no interests or hobbies. Shit got to me, man. To this day I get this little nudging at the back of my mind that tells me there's something wrong with joy.

i like pencil sharpeners but my favorite are staple removers

At least he KNOWS who his dad is. Hit a nerve?