Am i the truman from the truman show in this reality? i know you aren't allowed to tell me directly...

am i the truman from the truman show in this reality? i know you aren't allowed to tell me directly.. but maybe you can prove it subtlety

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No, you really aren't.
You only think you're the protagonist because you have a hard time putting yourself into the mind of others.
Heck I don't even know who you are, yet you assume I do.

I don't know about you, but i am a real genius.

yea this is not ttruman, go eat a bowl of dicks faggot. oh and kys!

what would it take to convince you one way or the other?

everyone thinks this way you fartknocker

As if anyone would want to watch your boring ass life, no one cares about you and you'll die without the greater world knowing your name

tell me what i am eating right now, i have it in my mouth so you will be able to see it on the tv

user, please take your meds. youve had your fun, but now your behavior is really starting to take it's toll oon your mother. please user.

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I'd rather just that you got dressed

stop watching movies. They're harming your perception of reality, retard

Dick

> without the greater world knowing your name
only retards want the greater world to know their name, unless you have no family sharing the same name then you don't have to worry about them being harassed by the media

2+2=?

i didn't assume you do, i don't even know who you are.. but you just assumed that i did

cheese you fat fuck

lemme spell it out for you
You are not *that* important.

this one is believable

Kek, you think that is clever?
I'm not the one thinking that I'm the protagonist of a candid tv show.

Check your hubris faggot

holy smokes i am naked fingering my foreskin and licking up the smegma so that is pretty much spot on with cheesy dick, were you guys guessing or what?

how do you know my perception of reality was not already harmed before i watched the movie?

Found the paid actor. Nice subtle advertising a cereal brand.

>*that*
why are you using reddit italics formatting?

>protagonist
i'm not the one making up words, shakesphere

actually i have very low self esteem

Shakesphere?
Oh man user, you might be dumb, but you sure are funny.

So instead of thinking that your low self esteem is screwing you over by giving you anxious thoughts about the whole world watching you and seeking help based on that. You decided that coming on here and asking people to play into your delusions was a good idea?

No. Because I'm the truman and I'm starting to think that this thread is made just so I go back to thinking that this phenomena is just a strange thing that schizos start believing.

How fukin vane and retarded are kids these days ...hmm let's us count the ways... take a trip around Any Forums for 5 seconds ...

God , the world is fucked once the REAL men die of old age ,I'm not kidding

Any Forums always gives me good advice, it's blunt and honest without filtering itself and worrying about hurting my feelings

well you might be dumb, but....... nothing else

get meds, schizo

finally we got your attention, have you opened the package yet?

>old age ,I'm not kidding
why do REAL men put a space before commas but then no space after them?

Well fair I guess.
You have some sort of anxiety disorder user, you really should go have that looked at.
I can recommend cognitive behavioral therapy and meditation for it. Those things helped me a lot with my anxiety and got me out of agoraphobia.
Aw come on user you were doing so well, don't fall flat on me now.

which meds do i need?

Newsflash dumass, once your parents finally have enough of your crap and kick you out.. you will stop thinking the world revolves around you. You will become just another faceless loser in the dark corner of some nameless alley.

Perhaps you land a job , perhaps you can support ,some kind of life , it will always be unimportant, you will never be remembered

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yep i got a anxiety diagnosis when i was 15 but the meds they gave me made my penis floppy so i stopped using them. also tried CBT three times but they always said i wasn't ready for it or i was unwilling to do what they wanted me to do. exercise is the best solution i have found, although i need a real to exercise first e.g. dating a girl or when i realise i am getting fat again then i get motivated.
hmm ok.. uhmm... did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looks like you landed on your face!