Be me, average american

>be me, average american
>sitting on my couch watching tv
>billionaire kicks in my door
>I am frozen with patriotic awe
>slaps my bud light out of my hand
>fucks my wife on the couch next to me
>wipes his dick on the curtains
>I manage to squeak out “thank you for your service”
>he towers over me like a titan of industry
>pisses on my face while screaming “TRICKLE DOWN”
>I clap and tip him 20%
>he twists my nipples while asking if I’m “a union man”
>tell him proudly that I’m a rugged individualist like him
>he seems pleased
>breaks a window to create more jobs and flies away

truly this is the greatest country in the world

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>be op
>be gay
>page 10

What a fag.

if this is OC I'm proud to know you OP

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Hell yeah brother. I love living in the land of the free. Why have medical care when we have guns. Hell yeah brother America. I am thankful we have billionaires to sculpt our great nation. Rock, flag and eagle brother.

Hell yeah brother.

True American Folk Story right here

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The alternative is China. But simps gona cuck.

Got to get this bread

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Based

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That is what I'm talking about brother. Greatest nation #1 No one fucks with the eagle.

Kek, MURICA!

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>The working class is gone
>There are 10 million working poor
Which is it nigger?

This is unironically every modern Republican

>I am thankful we have billionaires to sculpt our great nation.

Just thinking about it makes me sick with pride.

On the right hand is like the rest of the store, full and normal. On the left is what hording does until they restock the shelf with more pasta the next day.

For real brother truly the land of the free

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...and reading skills have plummeted as seen here by the new species of retard. Of course the MIDDLE class being turned into the working poor has forced parents to de-emphasize education as they struggle to keep the lights on and kids get far less attention and focus.

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I am not a COMMIE! I believe in JESUS! COMMIES like Brandon (let’s go) are ruining the US of A!

Kek lost

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