ROLL and discover where are you gonna sit in our airplane flight to Russia

ROLL and discover where are you gonna sit in our airplane flight to Russia.

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I'm gonna do a 9/11

Is that a fucking 737-MAX?
Jesus, we are going to die.

No idea, but this is the original image:

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pilot roll

hello

I paid for first class tickets. If I get bumped to economy I swear to god I'll shit my pants and make it everyone elses problem.

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Rolling

rolling for premium economy

We all gonna die

'scuse me, pilot coming through.

Okay I don't think it is, the gaps for the emergency exit rows don't match with the 737s.

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Rolling for last 4 rows. Planes don't crash ass-first

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>Planes don't crash ass-first
You should probably look up what a tail strike is and why you never want to be in the last row.

Different airlines have different internal configurations for the same airframes. The rows of a Delta 737-800 differ from those in a United 737-800

> Tail strike
That's literally when the tail scrapes the ground when you rotate too early. Rarely even damages the airframe

Roll

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>Rarely even damages the airframe
And on occasion can cause the elevator to get fucked and kill everyone.

Naked Pilot right here

> can cause the elevator to get fucked
Example?

China Airlines 611 broke up mid-flight due to damage from a tail strike 22 years prior, but even then it still didn't crash ass first. Therefore, you are a faggot

pilot get

I'll settle for economy I dont even give a shit anymore

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I'll make sure this jambo jet makes it to the motherland safely.