Ask a brown recluse anything

Ask a brown recluse anything

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How many times your butt has been touched?

A few times. No insertion.

Why didn't you stop nagasaki and hiroshima?

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Ever feel like you should just get out and meet people rather than staying in alone?

Don't know how to help that you're brown.

My daughter would never date A BROWN recluse. What part of Africa are you from boy

That's a European house spider.

>brown recluse
>ask a black introvert anything

Lifespan is 2 years tops. Why didn't you stop the crucifixion of our Lord and Savior Yeshua?

Hard to break away from the dopamine fix of getting (you)s on Any Forums.

*splat

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Whats your favorite thing to do?

Send them all back, I say.
Yes.
I think that other guy is a spider like me, call him out on it.

Pipe organ. Having extra arms helps but I'm no Davy Jones.

Kek

Thoughts on McDonald’s?

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For me? Chicken nuggets with sweet and sour ON TOP of the patties on a double cheeseburger. Poor Russkis can no longer experience this.

Why are you so fast and big?

I don't think I'm fast, but good question, why am I big?
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4u

noice
I'll let you live free in my house if you eat all the flies and mosquitoes. And crickets. And other spiders.

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kek

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP??

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