Be me

>be me
>mother took my computer without permission while I was out working cause her one broke and she needed to do work
>she found my extreme gore/hentai/scat/vore folders
>she looked further in and found the futa/femboy ones
>that wasn't even the worst shit on there which thankfully they didn't find
>parents think of me as some loser virgin neet which despite being the truth hurts like all fuck
>they found futa stuff on my computer before but I told them it was a joke between my friends and only got grounds for a month

She called me in to speak to her and ask what was on my computer. I told her I didn't know and we've not spoken or been in the same room for the next 2 hours. I'm 26 and have no place to go if I get kicked out. I earn about 6 dollars above minimum wage per hour. WTF do I do? I pay $200 in "rent" to my parents but that's nowhere near enough to rent an apartment.

They're extremely Christian and as we live in the buttfuck south. I'm getting disowned if they think I'm gay.

>my dad's getting home soon

Seriously what the fuck do I do????

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Not be a faggot. But barring that...dunno fag.

>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

have you tried killing yourself

Looks like it’s time to grow up.

he said he's 26

own up to it before dad gets back, lying is a grave sin.
Say that its Called futa, and its straight pornography, just with a woman with a dick, make sure to point out the futa fucking other women. Show example about lesbian porn.

Haha what a fucking nerd

Tell her you save thos because it's funny

>extreme gore/hentai/scat/vore folders
>>she looked further in and found the futa/femboy
Yeah you probably should accept to see a shrink. That shit is fucked up and your head must be fucked up in order to get off on that.

Update: My dad has come home and they are speaking in the kitchen about me. I don't know what they're saying but I've fucked up good and bad

man that just isn't going to help him, I stand by my belief that OP should kill himself

Good job dumbass.

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why in the flying fuck did you let your mother on your computer

> hi, I'm OP, and I don't know what external drives are, please mommy look at my weird porn
Didn't find the loli folder though. WHEW LAD!

>26 and getting grounded
kek

She fucking went on it without my permission cause her fucking one broke (which no doubt could easily be fixed with a quick restart) and needed to do work

and you don't password protect your devices?

>went on without permission
yeah it's this strange bizarre thing called locking your computer
how can you be this dense

Nobody is ever in my room unless Im there so I never felt the need. Ive not got brothers or sisters only my boomer mum and dad who never go into my room. It's still stupid, I know

>gore

I'm glad bitch and I watch beastiality and trans

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Time to rope user. It's over

hey keep us updated

Another sad, stupid shithead.
Get a real job you fucking LOSER.
This asshole must be a republicunt.
Sad, stupid and living off mommy.

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Sorry wrong one

You're a massive retard. You deserve all the shit that'll happen to you. Plus, you're 26 and still living with your parents? Fuck, you suck.

Get a room in a share house

No password = this has to be larping bait.

>Deep south
>Religious family
>Cannot into basic security
Republican, am I right?
Also, what was the "worse shit" you've mentioned?

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I guess passworded files don't exist when you're a retard

nah man there are people actually this retarded